doing dumb shit with friends

hopefully nobody from my school finds out about this blog lol

so last friday i got invited to hang out with a friend (we'll call him greg idk) and his neighbor and i accepted because i don't have anything going on in my life. they took me to a trail which led under the bridge that connects my town to another, and it was really nice. there were some swings that were hung up there from people who're probably long gone now, and it was right by a creek that had a lot of frogs in it.

we went to a market afterwards, and by then it was pretty dark so there wasn't a lot of people out there. greg spilled the snack mix we got after dropping it while getting down from a tree. very unfortunate.

on sunday we brought this god-awful bench that greg's neighbor and one of his friends had made in his backyard some time back to the bridge. by god-awful i mean that there were screws on the back of the bench and various slabs of wood that weren't supposed to be there. we also went into a record store and bought some stuff (i bought a cmiygl vinyl, and greg's neighbor bought a WOLF cd that was on sale for 10$. small price to pay!). that's the day when they told me about "bill".

bill is an omnipotent being, although the only known photo of him is located in an attic that's in a boy's bathroom in the back part of the school. greg's neighbor didn't really "find" the attic, he just noticed that there was a hatch in the bathroom and brought a screwdriver to school the next day. greg told me that i would see bill on monday, and that i better have an offering for him.

so of course i brought 7 los pollos hermanos buttons (like the thing from breaking bad), but instead of "pollos hermanos" it said "pronouns hormones" on monday. i didn't actually get up there until tuesday but that's irrelevant. there was probably asbestos or something like that up there cos my chest started hurting in 3rd period.

anyway, i can't wait for the fuckery that will occur during this weekend