AM I GETTING KIDNAPPED?? #NOTCLICKBAIT #EMOTIONAL

okay i lied its clickbait lowkey BUT I ACC AM SO KIDNAPPABLE, the way i overshare on the internet is ridiculous i would happily tell someone my address after one convo online. i literally remember this one time my "ex talking stage situationship loml" wtv (i miss u) said their friend figured out which skl i go (which isnt useful anyway cuz i dont acc attend anymore so dont wait for me afterskl guys..) and what town i live in before we even spoke by stalking my ig LOL which i cant even credit to their sleuthing skills cuz ik for a fact that anyone could find any of that out in under 10 mins but yk wtv idc i have to let the local hoes know im closeby so what if predators know aswell #YOLO!! my lack of survival skills arent js exclusive to the internet unfortunately i would happily get in the back of someones van for a puppy or somet its a wonder im still alive or not in some sort of child sex trafficking ring in like brazil idk. i think being socially inept works as some sort of nonce repellent cuz no one wants to groom a kid who would go non verbal if u try to approach it so yea to conclude autism is the best pedo repellent on the market so make sure u buy some for ur kids whilst its still in stock !!!! (doesnt work online i got groomed on kik #nostalgia)