hello i am shrek

i love taking mud baths. i love feeling the little creatures in the mud crawl up my butthole and wiggle around my toes. it is such a nice feeling. my wife, fiona, doesn’t enjoy how much i love the creatures in my booty hole, but i think it’s amazing. 

last time i had one crawl up there, i saw this white stuff in the water with me, idk what it is. 

-shrek