MY MUM GAVE ME A BLANKET WITH DAMON ALBARNS FACE ON IT

The dog was barking so my mum checked the door. It was the postman and she looked at the package before she just handed it to me with a smug smile. I was afraid i would get glitterbombed but no. I opened the pacakage to see a black and white blanket with damon albarns face plastered on it.

 gosh.