CROTCH COTURE

OKAY SO I WAS BROWSING THE INTERWEBS, AS I DO, AND I DISCOVERED THAT PEOPLE MAKE COSTUMES FOR PEEPEES??? WHAT?????

If I had a weiner, these are the things i’d do. in order.

1. pee

2.beat

3. dress it up as batman. 

yknow. normal weewee-haver activity.

WHY DOES THAT EXIST? WHO CAME UP WITH THAT? WHO WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA? 

(also, dear etsy seller that made these, please make a hatsune miku one. I don’t have a…sausage, but i will invest nonetheless.)

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