HOW TO MALL

HELLO
I AM HERE TO GIVE U TUROTIRAL
ON HOW

TO

MALL
you may be wodnering

what is all?

howdo i  do it?

mall is big shopping complex with ties back to the golden age of the us(USA/American/America/Fuck knows what) economy

1957 or some shit

yeah

NOW
how do you do it???

SIMPLE

firtsly

approach cautisouly

it is filled with the souls of the damned and

NORMAL PEOLE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

now

once u ahve approached

enter.

ENTER
apparaoch

the fuckin places

there be SHOPS AROUND ALL AROUND

yegsh

now go into sohpsu  want

if u have moenys>

buy it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not the store

i mean stuff u want

eyahn

bUY

stuff u wnat

nO moneys???

NO PORLBMENS!

steal

theft

shoplift

commit criminala cts

THUBMS UP

cRIME

fiucking

now that you have acwquired

the stuff you want

now comes the hardest part

EZCCPE.

YOU MUST ESCAPE

RUJN

RUJN
RUN
SESACPE

THEYRE OCOMING FOR YOU

THEY ARE GOING TO TRAP YIU

AND 

idk

rob you or somehtihng

YOU MUST ESCAPE

NOWWWWWWWWWWw

RHN
RUJN
URJN

ESPCAPE

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COGNRAUTLATIONS

YOU HAVE LIKELY ESACPED!!

AND MALELD!

YOu are now expert maller

now it is tim eot mall

congrautlaions!!!!!