STOP PUTTING CILANTRO IN STUFF

I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA NUKE EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT KEEPS PUTTING CILANTRO IN STUFF LIKE 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 I AM TIRED OF PICKING IT OUT OF MY FOOD AND HAVING TINY LITTLE CILANTRO PIECES EVERYWHERE 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 ONE TIME I BIT INTO A SCHOOL BURRITO AND THE TWO THINGS I GOT IN MY MOUTH WERE WHITE RICE AND A CRAP TON OF CILANTRO. SO MUCH OF IT. AND IM AT SCHOOL SO IM NOT GONNA SPIT IT OUT SO I HAVE TO SIT HERE AND SWALLOW CILANTRO AND WHITE RICE AND FLOUR TORTILLA. SOGGY FLOWER TORTILLA. 

I AM GOING TO BLOW UP THE MOON THE NEXT TIME I SEE A COOKING VIDEO WITH CILANTRO IN IT 

“ooOoooOoOoh it makes it pop!” IM GONNA POP THIS GUN IN UR MOUTH 😡😡😡😡😡😡 

#STOPCILANTRO