id like to publicly announce...

that i am alpha. not anyone else. i am true alpha sigma male.

and i growl!!! i growl and bite anyone who tries to oppose me and my alpha sigma-ness!!!!!!!!!

i am the true alpha sigma male!!

better than any other male or the like!!!!

I AM THE ULTIMATE ALPHA.

(very political)

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pls do not believe this post TTvTT it is satire and was made for fun. . .

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K4nn1e	1710691890 Guys I am just a silly beta what do I do to become sigma alpha male??🐴 Report Comment you... you have to give ur soul to big sigma alpha corp 🙏 by 🌈DeadClownGutz𖤐; 1710692079; Report
‧🖇️✩ ₊˚🎧 Natzumy⊹ ♡ᯓ★๋࣭ ִֶָ☾𖦹	1710342105 the biggest lie, a true alpha would not lie I am the true almighty Sigma alpha Report Comment nuh uhhh!!!! i do not lie!! by 🌈DeadClownGutz𖤐; 1710342164; Report
Noobsdone Needsnoob	1710302500 skibidi sigma male alpha Report Comment YESSS!!! 🙏 by 🌈DeadClownGutz𖤐; 1710327382; Report
Percy >.<	1710137354 Nuh uh. I'M the true alpha sigma male. Report Comment nuh uh... i am!!! by 🌈DeadClownGutz𖤐; 1710153004; Report
emi✯	1710101517 ur like my teacher bro he said his alpha is always on full display Report Comment WAHTT SO TRUE THOO!!! by 🌈DeadClownGutz𖤐; 1710101918; Report
Anakrol.S2	1710097838 Lol I'm almost crying from laughing so hard! Report Comment LOLL GOOD HHEHEHEHEHE by 🌈DeadClownGutz𖤐; 1710097966; Report
worsethan_ever :3	1709880203 GRRRRRR HOW DARE YOU? IM THE TRUE SIGMA ALPHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Report Comment GROWLS LOUDLY!!!! WAHTTTT by 🌈DeadClownGutz𖤐; 1710097935; Report
▫️ _ Ari _ ▫️	1709033355 SHOW ME YOUR ALPHA ROARARRARARRRR!!!! Report Comment ROOAARRRRRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR by 🌈DeadClownGutz𖤐; 1709049054; Report ROAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR by worsethan_ever :3; 1709880242; Report
Horatio	1708998583 Factually incorrect statement, as everyone knows I am the alpha. Growl or whatever. Report Comment i am alpha... GROWLLSSS by 🌈DeadClownGutz𖤐; 1708998892; Report
frei	1708996489 what the flip flops buddy Report Comment flip flops!! i louv flip flopsss by 🌈DeadClownGutz𖤐; 1708996626; Report
Ted The Businessman	1708996294 Uh, no... I'M obviously the Alpha here, bud. Report Comment ......NUH UH!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR by 🌈DeadClownGutz𖤐; 1708996338; Report
Someguyontheinternet	1708995579 every time I here alpha of beta I always think of omegaverse Report Comment hear by Someguyontheinternet; 1708995605; Report SAME... by 🌈DeadClownGutz𖤐; 1708995779; Report LMAO by worsethan_ever :3*; 1709880276; Report