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Okay so, some of them that may need explaining from top to bottom.
Millia Rage: Literally just cut off her hair and she becomes unarmed. Easy win.
Chipp Zanuff: He's a weeb, I can easily beat up a weeb.
Elphelt Valentine: I can say "oh I accept your marriage proposal!!!" mid fight and then just beat her when she lets her guard down
Asuka R Kreutz: Just wait for him to run out of mana and I can plummet him
Ky Kiske and Anji Mito: Manwhores, I can easily beat those up.
Robo-ky: I can just throw some water at him or say "look! boobies behind you!" and he'd look and I can beat him while he's distracted.
Happy Chaos: There's a 50/50 chance he either fights me seriously or just fucks with me and lets me win. He's unpredictable
Sharon: She's completely immortal and invincible so she can definitely beat me but not kill me.
Baiken: I die while distracted by her
This was the dumbest blog I made by far lmao. Sorry for wasting your time
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Quiet
YOU CAN BEAT GOLDLEWIS?!! Alright if u say só lol!
Also why beat Elphelt, she's cute, she's beautifull, she's queen, why u gotta do this to her? :(
I can beat Goldlewis cuz he's fat and I can beat up a fat man easily. Also I can beat up Elphelt cuz she's a girlfailure. I don't want to beat her up but y'know, in case I had to
by Nehiri; ; Report
I dunno man he brings more of a dad bod kind of vibe to me!
And that's true she would probably lose! Why dont you just marry her then? Case closed!
by Quiet; ; Report
That's a cool tier list idea! Which characters i would marry!
by Quiet; ; Report
but that would count as me losing :(
by Nehiri; ; Report
I can just list it here. May, Millia, Testament, Jam, Elphelt, Jack-o, Asuka, Dizzy, Valentine, Ramlethal, Happy Chaos, Johnny, Giovanna, Sharon, Baiken, I-no. If it was in a tier list way top tier marriage candidates would be Ramlethal and May
by Nehiri; ; Report
Why would that be losing tho! You get a cute, Hot, rock star wife and she finaly finds the love that she was looking for! Think that's a win win dude!
Solid but why happy chaos lol!
by Quiet; ; Report
he just seems like a fun guy to be around with. Life with him would be a chaotic journey
by Nehiri; ; Report
I guess so yea! It's just, when i picture marrying him i picture marrying the joker or something like that lol!
by Quiet; ; Report
kinda? except he's less evil
by Nehiri; ; Report
Glasspug
You cannot beat Kliff Undersn, to think so is folly. He is Illyria's strongest warrior. Even in his old age he could challenge Gears, simply imagine the power of him at his prime.
okay but consider: He's already dead so I win lmao
by Nehiri; ; Report
He's WHAT?
by Glasspug; ; Report
Kliff dies in the very first guilty gear game. You didn't know???
by Nehiri; ; Report
I've never played Guilty Gear, in fact I don't play fighting games at all.
I just like Kliff Undersn.
I hope they add him as DLC in Strive.
by Glasspug; ; Report
it would be crazy if they revived him after 26 years tbh, banger idea
by Nehiri; ; Report
animals
oooh!!! love a tierlist post on spacehey. ive never played guilty gear or retained much information about them (ive only really read up on Faust and Bridget, others were from watching character interaction videos for no reason or from other people's posts online).
i feel like they'd all kill me. and if they dont kill me, they'd beat me up badly. ik there are three brits or something but the only one i'd refuse to lose to would be Axl Low. i refuse. he'd kill me anyways
okay the thing about axl is. He wouldn't kill you but you can't win against him. I wouldn't wanna lose against a british man either but he can stop time for any amount of time he wants with no consequence so there's no winning. BUT, he's a really swell guy so he wouldn't kill you
by Nehiri; ; Report
oh good to know he's nice but yeah the time stuff would def make me lose no matter how much i try not to LOL
by animals; ; Report