IM TRANSFORMING INTO A MERMAID !! SEND HELP !! (FEATURES ANDREW TATE!!) (#not click bait) (NOT A JOKE)

TW: ANDREW TATE

BEWARE: TRUE STORY, DONT TRY THIS AT HOME

Im writing this with a very heavy heart. Ive run away from home and i have no where to go. It alll started when my friends convinced me to cheat on this maths test we had. i couldnt study because i was too busy fanatsizing my marriage with a guy who doesnt even know my name (Aiden gallagher, pls text me <3) They told me that if i snuck in a calculator , and pressed the 'alpha' button i'd turn into the ultimate zaddy andrew tate sigma alpha lone wolf.  

for those who dont kno, The  ultimate zaddy andrew tate sigma alpha lone wolf is the most all knowing , most powerful being to walk this earth. rumour has it that the  entity of  the ultimate zaddy andrew tate sigma alpha lone wolf originates from an illegal sussy among us potion from the dark web. my friends said that if i managed to transform into this ultimate zaddy andrew tate sigma alpha lone wolf entity i would not only get all the girlz, but ace my test with no effort at all.

Oh how young and naive i was. If i could go back i wouldve never trusted them. I shouldnt have believed them.

i get to the exam hall, the calculator hidden under my shirt, i sneak it out and push the button. Before i kno it, im teleported to ANDREW TATES EVIL MAN CAVE where he tells me that i was set up by my friends and all this was a test  to see if id actually cheat. he also tells me that he lied to society cuz hes not actualy an alpha, but hes a fairy mermaid princess! anyway obviously i failed his test lolz so then he transforms into Dhar Mann and forces me to act in some videos for him without pay (he loves exploitation and child labour, ask his actors). After acting in all the vids, he teleports me to mako island for my final punishment where he turns me into a mako mermaid. 

Idk wat to do, i dont have legs anymore so i left home so that the scientists dont catch me and so i dont scare my family. im having such a hard time because im just too australian and too beautifl and too blond so all the fish have crushes on me! I cant take it anymore.. what do i do.

if ur readin this DONT CHEAT ON TESTS... i had to learn the hard way.

Currently suck on mako island,   #coquette #preppy

send help,

Bye 💌😢😔