Plans

microwaving honey buns, 14 at a time, until they reach 476 degrees celsius. Hotwiring a t-shirt cannon to shoot molten hunny buns, 14 at a time, keeping them hot with a uranium-238 coating. Driving an electric car to california, San Francisco specifically. Spend $7,000,000 printing out flyers stating free money, food and illegal substances at the Golden Gate Park. Buying a private blimp, dramatically stare out the large window at the city horizon, release the flyers while flying over San Francisco. Scattering them everywhere, attracting a large amount  of attention from the homeless community. Arriving at the park at 14:00 on the dot, cannon in hand, 14 million hunny buns loaded.