I almost died today

So,

This happened in school (I'm not even surprised). I was sitting in peace with my friend when suddenly a whole ass metal BUCKET is chucked my way. Luckily, I have godly reaction apparently and managed to dodge it. It hit the wall behind me with a CLANK and I think if I hadn't ducked I would've had even more brain damage than I already suffer from (at least in math). 

AND NOT ENOUGH WITH THAT. THE THROWER REFUSED TO APOLOGIZE?

No, no, just hear his reasoning: "I'm too tired."

From what??? Attempted murder????? 

I swear when I get out of this place I'll be more experienced in the battlefield than a special ops soldier lmao