bro the new footlong shit from subway aint it.💀

ight so yesterday i was mad hungry rite n i rlly wanted a fuckin pretzel n my mom was like “yo u should try that new footlong pretzel from subway” n i was like “nah that shit cant b good right…@ (foreshadowing lowk) so we went n i was like “yo get me one of them pretzels “ n they were like “ok bet” blah blah blah a few mins later they gave me the pretzel n i got in the car ready to fucking devour this thing n as soon as a took a fucking bite my entire face went pale. my smile disappeared. this was the most nasty fucking thing ive ever put in my goddamn mouth. it was STILL FROZEN. the oil tasted like actual dookie n it was hard as a fucking rock istg. i took like one bite n thru that mf away 💀 dont get the footlong pretzel yall