16/11/23

Let me tell you something. GUYS ARE DISGUSTING. Their pathetic attempt at flirting? Gross. The nicknames? Vomit inducing. The way they talk? Jesus, go faster please, I’m capable of understanding more than one word at once, you know? And then, oh god, the confidence. So much of it in fact, that it turns into simple narcissism. Where do they even get it? Okay, like I do understand the way they are coddled and the media are to blame, but that much?

The media didn’t do that, let me tell you that much. The most mediocre, on the brim of ugly guy, will come at you with the attitude of a Greek God.

The next thing is their complexes. Like, a guy gets ripped, not even, lightly toned, and suddenly he acts like Hercules. Calm down chicken little, you’re not all that. God, they see the outline of an ab and think, “Now I can treat girls like shit”- Disgusting.

“My bed is empty”, “I can warm you up”, “Come over and I’ll show you.” NO. FUCK OFF. WHERE DO THEY GET THE CONFIDENCE? WHERE? Yes, yes of course I want to fuck you. Yes, it’s so, SO attractive how you don’t know the difference between Their and They’re. I’m drooling over the fact that you think question marks, commas, and periods are a CHOICE.

“Sleep well.” Is that a threat? A question? A fact?

The Oxford comma. IT’S NOT FUCKING WITCHCRAFT! Are you too busy stroking your ego to click on the “,”? Idiots, the lot of them.

“I haven’t read a book since 3rd grade-” Yeah, it shows. We know, we can see it in the way you type. It’s clear as fucking day.

Oh yes, I’m so hot for you, the way you sexualize every aspect of me to the point where I’m afraid of sending you a voice note, knowing it will end up in your spank bank.

“I’m hard”- OKAY? THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT? Do they think that’s hot? Genuinely. Are they that socially stunned? So dense? So -to put it nicely- dumb?