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confessions (round 3!) exposing ur secrets XD

im beyond excited 4 round 3 of confessions.. so lets get n2 it !!
confessions r sorted n2 3 different categories:
silly confessions : confessions that r lighthearted nd were just submitted 4 fun!
semi-serious confessions : actual confessions/issues that need addressed, but dont contain ne potentially triggering content
serious confessions : actual confessions/issues that need addressed that contain issues some ppl wouldnt want 2 hear abt

these will b sectioned off from each other 2 avoid reader discomfort !!

with ALL THAT out of the way, lets GO!!


SILLY CONFESSIONS !



"when i was little i went on this haunted mansion ride and i got so scared that i cried and hugged onto a tree when i got out"
- anonymous

omg LOL..
if it makes u feel ne better, when i was little i was 2 scared 2 go on rides n the first place.. so i guess i never got the tree-hugging experience XD


"sometimes i dip my paintbrushes in water and suck the water from them regardless of them being dipped in paint water or not"
- sulfuric acid

OH MY GOD ?! even if they werent paint water.. eugh.. my sensory issues r telling me NO LOL.. i guess if its enjoyable 4 u theres nothing wrong with it XDD
...its nontoxic paint, right?


"a good portion of my music taste comes from or is otherwise a consequence of having been exposed to it on tiktok. project pat, deftones, hell i got into basshunter cause i wanted to listen to more music like ROMANCEPLANET… im proud 2 say tho that i started listening to MCR just cause i felt like it one day"
- anonymous

omg rly ?? thats so odd 2 me LOL.. ive never been a big tiktok user nd i dont even have it rn so i guess its just a different experience
nothin wrong w that though, if u got new music out of it thats pretty kewl


"idk how 2 do long division 👍"
- anonymous

ME EITHER... i took algebra n 7th grade nd so ive relied on calculators 4 division ever since nd.. i kinda 4got how 2 do it..
ive noticed that ive 4gotten how 2 do a LOT of just.. basic math stuff XD


"whenever I get drunk I comment under peoples posts on Facebook, i've commented on family members posts on a multitude of occasions and its always something silly like " WOAHHHHH EPICCCCCC" under a post of a dog. once I commented under an old teachers post💀. its always horrifying to wake up the next day and see an absurd amount of Facebook notifications. The comments also always appear at rouge times like 4 am or 3 am 💀💀"
- anonymous

LOL im not a big drinker by ne means but i smoke fairly often nd have found that i am VERY SIMILAR when high XD
i dont do it sm on family members posts but more just.. strangers that i follow nd even random ppl im friends w on here
i just get SO MUCH more confident talking 2 ppl on the internet LOL


"My friend exposed my charcter ai.. it sucked"
- anonymous

LOL??? like ur chats on there?? im not super familiar w how character ai works but i can only assume thats what u mean
what were u DOING on there that made it so bad ಠಿ_ಠ
jk jk
but REALLY... XD


"i like men"
- anonymous

NO WAY ?!?!?!?! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT ?!?!?! A SPACEHEY USER... MAN LOVER ?!?!?!


"I LOVE ADAGUMO NO YAOROCHI JWIABSISLAÑQ"
- anonymous

ur so real 4 that.. theyre so awesome...


"i have unironically almost cried to weezer before"
- anonymous

ok i think my judgement here rly depends on what SONG... ill try 2 b optimistic by believing that it was worthy of being cried 2 LOL


"the most embarrassing thing about me(not serious) is that i unironically enjoy that "sigma" stuff. OBVIOUSLY NOT the sigma ideologies and stuff because those are just bullshit, obviously i support everyone and i am part of the lgbtq+ myself. BUT i like extremely enjoy anything that has to do with these sigma kids, like all the movies and songs and those silly memes and stuff. that literally me shit too. i hate these cringey ass sigma kids but like damn those characters really are literally me"
- anonymous

LOL?? im so sry i just cannot sympathize with u here XD
i guess as long as ur not interacting w the weird prejudiced community of it its all gud, id just def b careful with that bc there r obv some very shitty ppl LOL


"i made one of my art projects for school inspired off of Love Love Nightmare by Kiichi, forgot about it and then i get to talk to my friend in a grade above me. they said they could instantly recognize my assignment and i asked why. they said "who else in this school would do Love Love Nightmare fanart?". funmy enough is that they're not wrong in the slightest. aside from them i am the only vocaloid fan in the school and even then im like 10x more brainrotted than them"
- anonymous

LOL thats so funny
i mean hey, uve got that going 4 u (i think)
always gud 2 b recognizable B)


"i like 2 chew on my boy Friend..... in like.. a loving way"
- ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆.˳·˖✶ matthew

that is totes fair.. my gf and i r both luv biters so i completely understand XD


"i used to think cannabis and eucalyptus were the same plant. i found out they were different when i was 13 and a half."
- anonymous

LOL omg.. thats ok i thought chicago was a state until i was like 12. i live n indiana. i am right next 2 illinois.


"I cheated on my husbands while in the polyamorous marriage!"
- anonymous

what does this MEAN idek how 2 respond 2 this
hoping so hard that this is a reference that im not understanding
y is it worded like that T_T


"I once ate a banana, skin and all in nursery and when I threw it up I clogged the toilet. They just assumed I had took a massive dump and I just went with it because, like, who the heck eats a whole banana? They will never know I did in fact not take a massive dump"
- anonymous

LMAO??? OH MY GOD??? what were u THINKING LOLOL Y DID U DO THAT??? thats so funny oh my god
WHAT HAPPENED 2 MAKE U EAT AN ENTIRE BANANA??


"When I was like 10 I was an amiino user and I was an avid steven universe amiino user (I actually ran a semi popular daycare au roleplay channel🙏) and because I lied about my age I was obviously put into a circle with people alot mature than me, which had their own relationships. Thinking "Damn, i gotta have a girlfriend too!" I started yapping about how some girl confessed to me that very day and when they said "oh ur lesbian?" I was like "tch, duh... We're both girls" because I physically couldn't understand bisexuality so while they were chewing my ear off about it they made me cry out of embarrassment so I pretended that I got hacked then acted like nothing happened. "
- anonymous

LOLOL 1 of my FAVORITE dumb kid things 2 hear abt is when ppl pretend that they got hacked bc they said smtn embarrassing..
esp bc usually NO1 falls 4 that stuff
i totally understand though, i was n a gc w a bunch of ppl more mature than me when i was like 11 and there were def a lot of times where my lack of understanding of the world just left me dumbfounded bc i said smtn dumb LOL


"i feel bad bc i tripped in the hallway, threw an apple at some kid n ran away b4 he knew who did it but he sounded very mad 😭"
- 𝜗𝜚 noelle

trying 2 picture this playing out is so entertaining
impressive aim... XD
did u know the kid?? like at all?? or was this a complete stranger LOL


"i really want to meet an emo boy in the wild like an actual emo boy i need one rn this instant"
- duncannnn

LOL theyre out there, i promise... just gotta keep lookin
(p.s.. is this an advertisement 4 u?? should i put on a show??)
LOOKING 4 EMO BOYS !! NEAR THIS GUY !! idk where hes at...


"We should bully kids on robloz together!"
- mimi

omg.. we totes should <3
im me ur username nd ill add u... XD


"my cat pissed on my wifi cables"
- subai

that is.. very unfortunate...
my cat has pissed on so much of my stuff so i understand...


"one time in the 6th grade i had sbarro pizza at the mall and then the next morning i shit my pants… on the day of our class’ valentines day party too… it was totally worth it tho it was some good ass pizza"
- anonymous

i can only hope u mean u shit ur pants B4 going 2 skool... i hope...
im glad u think it was worth it though
i dont think ive ever had pizza worth shitting my pants 4 XD


"i d8ed this guy for leik a year and we were talking for two years b4 dat… but i broke up w him cause i think i’m a lesbian (>?<;)….. he asked like ovr and over why we broke up and it was like a lot f stuff,, but it’s mostly cause i don’t think i was evr that attracted to him,, LOL!!"
- anonymous

i TOTES understand this... i wont get n2 specifics but ive had VERY similar experiences.. looking back i think i rly just convinced myself i was attracted 2 some ppl regardless if i was or not T_T


"I saw my cat try to grip one of his toys instead of just pawing at it. I wonder if he's trying to to mimic me? Either way I'm so proud of how smart he is. I think he's even smart enough to get into cat Harvard! :D"
- 96haato/ryn

OMG YES my cat picks up his toys with his paws all the time.. its so cute LOL.. our cats r just so smart...


"not a single one of my jeans or jorts are actually my size… im a size 32-34 maybe but everything in my closet is anywhere from 38-52"
- transfemtayk2017

this is totes fair. i have a lot of pants that dont fit me.. though thats not on purpose XD
my waist is thin but my legs r long so its hard 2 find pants that fit T_T


"sometimes i still find myself saying “lit”… not in a 2017 “this is so lit” typa way but like “man i cant help but get lit 2 this song”"
- transfemtayk2017

LOL.. i cant judge, i keep catching myself calling ppl dawg nd i KNOW i picked it up off my friend august but i just cant stop T_T
as if calling evry1 "dude" and"bro" wasnt enough...


"i just accidentally put my earbuds in on the wrong sides and i didnt notice for like 30 minutes-"
- anonymous

LOL omg.. idk if u mean wired earbuds or bluetooth 1s but either way if i put 1 n wrong it bothers me SO MUCH.. i def wouldnt make it that long without noticing XD


"i think im getting a crush on my classmate that's also my friend but she clearly doesnt feel the same and also idk if i like like her or if i like her in a freind way and IM GONNA GO INSANE IDK WHAT TO DO RAAAAAGHHHGGGHHH"
- anonymous

UGHH I H8 THAT IM SO SRY.. if she doesnt feel the same way, theres nothin u can do abt that regardless of how u do end up feeling abt her.. i think itd def b gud 2 figure out ur feelings, but that takes time nd theres no need 2 rush it..
obv idk who u r but if u need sum1 2 talk 2 abt all this my ims r ALWAYS open


"I still draw furries I am a furry even tho I lied about not being one"
- 𖤐peter edward𖤐

guys... this might b a confession of my own.. but...
i dont THINK im a furry.. i dont THINK...
neway with URS thats totes fair nd theres nothin wrong with that LOL, furries r awesome


"sometimes... when im craving for milk but not exactly milk... i would drink evaporated milk!!! it is so so gooddddd EVERYONE SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE EVAPORATED MILK"
- anonymous
is it GUD??? i cant say ive ever tried drinking evaporated milk... guys is this odd or not


"When I watched Addams Family Values at the grand age of 6 years old, I didn't understand that when they mentioned that a virgin was someone who hadn't experienced love, I assumed that it meant like, normal love. I started telling everyone I basically lost my virginity to my dog. The end. "
- anonymous

OH MY GOD??? LMAOO.. im so sorry.. both 4 u and 4 ne1 who had 2 hear that from u XD
that is INSANE though


"no matter how into metal i am.................i still listen to lemon demon."
- anonymous

...me 2. i wont hide it.


"when i was like 4-6 i would dig holes in my backyard, fill them up with water, and then eat butter in them...."
- anonymous

...like u would?? climb n2 the water hole??? and just sit n there??? were u JUST eating butter??? like was it STICKS of butter??? did no1 QUESTION this or did u just not CARE??


"Some kids in the hallway called me Grimus "
- anonymous

...interesting. is this.. insulting 2 u?? what does this mean 2 u?? or at all?? what does this mean??


"My grandma's car broke down!!! :("
- xxkf100xx

OH NO !! i hope it works again soon :(


"SKIBIDI TOILET IS FUCKING AWESOME AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING IT'S NOT. "
- xxxtoasted_treasurexxx

i know nothing abt skibidi toilet and i dont plan on changing that


"so, I would probably say is I always put :3 in the end of sentence while I'm in English class"
- anonymous

i am an ADVOCATOR 4 :3 ... but maybe keep it out of english class XD



SEMI-SERIOUS CONFESSIONS !



"I uh... ALMOST ALMOST pushed my mom down the stairs over some RAW cookie dough when i was 9, it looked so good she wouldn't give me any."
- ୨ৎ`•° kiwi .ᐟ

THAT is CERTAINLY an interesting reason 4 attempted murder... pat on the back 4 ur 9yo self 4 ultimately deciding NOT 2 potentially kill ur mother over cookie dough !!


"when i was younger i got stolen in walmart and started getting into an actual fist fight with the lady who stole me and broke her nose because i climbed onto her and started ripping at her face."
- slxt boi

OH MY GOD?? ok first off im very glad ur okay. just like n general im glad u did not get kidnapped. but ALSO thats CRAZY LOLOL... GUD JOB?? I THINK??


"i have a crush on my only friend but shes straight :( im pretty sure she just likes me as a friend but i want more "
- CONFESSOR

im very sorry :( that position RLY sux.. its just v important 2 remember that u cannot change her feelings, nd should def not try 2. i dont say this 2 insinu8 u WOULD do smtn like that, but its always a gud reminder 2 ne1.. i hope things work out :(


"ok this isnt actually THAT serious but it does make me feel a little bit embarrassed and stuff so yeah its an issue to me.... BUT theres this ship of these two characters(NOTHING illegal dont worry) and its hated through the fandom and for good reasons(abuse used to be implied but the characters have gone through improvement over time). i dont like the ship itself at all but im not really sure how to explain this but i sometimes imagine them showing affection to each other and like being close (mostly one sided though again hard to explain) because of some personal issues i have and its just me projecting onto these characters. its SO embarassing i SWEAR i hate this ship but like you could practically count this as shipping. i hate it!!! its embarrassing!!"
- anonymous

WOW.. thats a lot.. ive never been much of a "shipper" (do they have names? is that correct? idk) but i guess ive been a fan of some unpopular ships b4.. so i understand 2 an extent i think? i dont think its a bad thing as long as ur not romanticizing the actual abuse (which, from this it doesnt seem u r) so i dont think u should b worried


"when i was 8 years old once i had to take a shit and the bathroom was taken so i went outside and shat on the lawn (no one saw (i think))"
- jamie, emo trash

LOL?? i dont even know what 2 say.. u didnt even do it like.. n a bush.. or smtn.. just the middle of the lawn?? XD


"I have another crush on a SpaceHey mutual mad it's just bc they added and texted me first 💀 IDKY I had the first one but it might've been bc how they had the same music taste and were annoying 😭"
- anonymous

is that ALL IT TAKES?? XD no h8 2 u obvs but WOW.. i cant say ive ever had a crush on a spacehey mutual, though there def have been some i thought were


"i just got out of a long term relationship but i’ve already rebounded with multiple people. i know it’s wrong to lead them on, however, this doesn’t stop me from doing it. i feel horrible about it "
- anonymous

ooh, thats a tricky situation. i think the thing i want 2 say up front is that having rebounds n itself isnt bad, but i think u should b open and honest with ppl abt what u want from them. there r ppl who r probs looking 4 similar relationships that u r, less serious, less committed. and even if theyre not LOOKING 4 that, there r def ppl that would b open 2 it. i think its gud that u feel bad abt what ur doing, im glad that u realize what ur doing isnt the most moral. i think u should try 2 be more honest with potential partners


"my ex broke up with me last month and im still friends with him but sometimes hes so negative and i wish i could hug him or kiss him but i cant because im not his partner anymore and its kinda taking a toll on me and i really should pull away from him and though i am single and imagine what its like finding someone whos my type and etc. i still feel attached to him in a sense but if i ever try to be with him again it would be a mess since his mom hates my guts or whatever. i want to move on but i dont know how and im tired of hearing the "just block him and done" like no i need an actual plan to slowly drift away from him. yet im legit his only friend because he is a major introvert which only adds more pressure to trying to be his friend while not being his partner yk? its kind of a lot but its something i need to get out of the way because so far im doing well on every other aspect of my life its just this small part that is making it a bit tricky."
- anonymous

im sorry :(( i think its definitely important 2 respect his wishes, and i think its gr8 that u WANT 2 pull away from him despite ur attachment. getting over sum1 takes LOTS of time sumtimes, nd i KNOW how hard it can b but it would definitely b best 2 try 2 start drifting. i dont think its at all necessary 2 stop being his friend, but potentially distancing urself from him a little bit might b a gud start. talk 2 him just a little less, not enough 2 b GHOSTING him but enough 2 give u time away from him 2 do other things, talk 2 other ppl.. i 100% understand ur situation nd i rly hope u can figure things out


"so one time i was out of toilet paper in my bathroom and i was taking a shit when i noticed and there were no extra rolls in the room. so i had to get up with my pants halfway down and hobble over to the other bathroom in my house to grab some. my parents were outside during all of this."
- anonymous

i have been n this situation, except i was n a SKOOL BATHROOM nd NO1 ELSE WAS N THERE (so i couldnt like.. ask sum1 4 toilet paper) so i had 2 HOPE that no1 would come n while i was hobbling my way from 1 stall 2 the next... i understand ur pain.


"its so hard going through every single day without any professional help whatsoever. its just not possible for me right now. everytime i feel an emotion thats not neutral, its multiplied by infinity and it makes it so hard to function sometimes. for ex, when im mad, its to the point where my head just feels like its going to explode and my eyes r on fire because of how much it Hurts. and when im sad its to the point where im excessively throwing up and crying. its always So Extreme and theres nothing i can do about it. it makes it hard for me to control myself most of the time :( i dont tell anyone this because i dont want them to think im weird or insane! and i dont want them to be scared of me either because of how angry i can get! :( this morning i was so angry and said things i really regret just because someone did me wrong and i just feel really bad :( i hate getting into fights because i just want to be a peaceful & loving person but it isnt possible. im hoping that i can get the help i need someday but ill have to hold on until then! (im actually still super angry right now im using all of my willpower to Not punch another hole through the wall oh lord) sorry for the bother and thanks so much for this, i really appreciate it :] i hope youre having a good day and please feel free to choose whether you want to respond or not! thank you again! :]"
- anonymous

this is so so difficult nd im so sorry :( i think my situation is a LITTLE different from urs, but i rel8 2 a LOT of the things u said here nd i totes understand how DIFFICULT it can make just existing every day.. im sry u cant c a professional, nd by NO MEANS am i offering this as a replacement, but if u need sum1 2 talk abt ur feelings 2, just 2 get things out, my ims r always open if u wanna chat


"i had a dream about my ex last night. she was horrible and callous during our relationship, but last night i dreamt i gave her a hug and we caught up with each other. i don’t know who else i can tell about this because she’s well known around my town. sometimes i wish we never even dated, because i’m still in love with her and it’s been 3 years."
- anonymous

this sux, im so sry.. luckily i havent had much trouble getting over exes n the past, but still looking back fondly on HORRIBLE exes is sumthing i am more than guilty of :( i rly dont know what 2 say abt this 1, this is just a rly tough situation that is SO difficult 2 work thru :(( i know this doesnt mean much, but if u need sum1 who doesnt know NETHING abt this girl 2 talk 2 abt the whole thing, my ims r always open


"I ship Amu and Ikuto so hard"
- anonymous

...i dont blame u


"i lowkey have trouble understanding why some things that are socially unacceptable are, i just have a hard time wrapping my mind around things and i feel like a bad person because of it"
- anonymous

OH MY GOD ME 2. i almost NEVER bring it up bc its SO hard 2 get ppl 2 understand, esp when it just makes ME look shitty. its so CONFUSING nd its so hard 2 get answers without being seen n a poor light.. im sry u deal with this shit, social interaction nd rules r hard.
"I kinda don't like my bsf, like she's cool but she csn be annoying and kinda hard to understand sometimes "
- anonymous

god that sux :( i rly dont know how 2 respond 2 this, bc i think my opinion would depend on WHAT she has been doing 2 make u think these things.. i def suggest trying 2 distance urself from her if u dont wanna b as close 2 her



SERIOUS CONFESSIONS



"Almost killed a man last year and I regret not doing it very day of my life (he was a racist nazi pedophile) for clarification.....it was not fun living with him"
- anonymous

thats terrible, im really sorry u had 2 deal with that AND live with that. i dont blame u n the slightest 4 regretting it, but i also dont think its something u should get hung up on. im HOPING from the past tense "was" ur not stuck in a house with him nemore, nd i hope u r doing better now :(


"there is this person that has treated me so poorly for years, they used to be my best friend but they always made fun of me even though i told them i didnt like it, every time i tried to talk about the problems between us they would say it never happened or i misunderstood everything, at some point they started ignoring me and completely replacing me. i didnt mind that much. recently we met up and they kept doing stuff i was very uncomfortable with which i will not mention here just in case, i told them to stop and they didnt. they also started watching shock value horror and hanging out with people who watch snuff. it made me feel gross, i cut them off completely. we argued a while ago and they said that i will "abandon my friends after i use them as i please" and they told me i "drop all my friends after they start getting boring and uninteresting" to me. this has never happened. this is why they think i abandoned them. made me really mad, like genuinely couldnt contain my rage because how dare they say stuff like that. basically i dont want to see them ever again and i get extremely violent thoughts whenever im reminded of them, both about me and about them. it makes me feel like a really bad and violent person, but hell if i can control it. it also makes me so mad that theyre better than me at everything, like art, animation, making friends, being loved, literally everything. it makes me feel like a loser. like i cant do anything. i want to do really bad stuff to myself and to this person. that makes me feel kinda bad."
- anonymous

first off, i dont think u should feel bad 4 wanting 2 do smtn bad 2 them, as long as the thoughts ur having r passive nd not things u intend 2 do. i completely understand being jealous of them 4 things, but i think it helps me 2 look at how the person they r DETERIORATES their talent. no matter how much i like an artist, i will c them and their work as less if they end up being a shitty person.. i understand wanting 2 cut sum1 out of ur life completely, and i hope u manage 2 do that 2 the best of ur ability :( ur not at all n the wrong n this situation, nd im sorry that its affecting u so much


"i have a huge issue with derealization. i cannot comprehend my own life or my surroundings, i cant believe that the people around me are real people. i barely feel like i have coherent thoughts anymore, everything feels really weird, literally everything. i always replace my entire life in my head with characters of things i like, in any given moment, like for example i will do something like go to the kitchen and eat something and i will replay those moments in my head but instead of me and the people around me its characters that i like. this is really not helping with my not feeling real issues AT ALL, i can barely comprehend that those characters are literally just characters anymore, they feel like real people, like me. it feels weird but i quite literally cannot do anything to change this. this is how ive been thinking and viewing my life for years and i think ive just been feeling completely not real for so many years now"
- anonymous

i struggle SO SO VERY BAD with derealization, so that i can rel8 2 u on.. i can imagine how the situation with the characters can make things harder there :(( derealization nd dealing with it is super hard nd im really sorry u have 2 deal with all this. i think if ur able 2, talking abt this with a therapist would b a huge help.


"I've had on-and-off joint pain for most of my life, but it's gotten worse recently. It used to be that I could go for over a week without the pain but now it's almost daily. It's more intense now too. It used to be mild, like when you sleep on your arm wrong. Now it's so intense that I can barely move, and I'm stuck waiting hours until I either cry myself to sleep or find the energy to take as many otc pain meds I feel I need for it to just go away. When I do manage to fight through it, I'm stuck limping and clinging onto furniture because it feels like my legs will give out at any moment. What makes it worse is that no one around me seems to care. My doctors all treat me like I'm an annoyance instead of a patient, my parents think that I'm making it all up, and I don't have any extended family nearby. My friends try, but there's only so much they can do. I feel like the only way I'll be able to get the help I need is if it ever gets bad enough for me to pass out from the pain."
- anonymous

god im so sorry :( i have met ppl n the past with a very similar problem, and i H8 how doctors r so dismissive 2 ppl so often.. the dismissiveness that happens n the healthcare system is the cause of so many ppl's pain and discomfort. im so sorry that ur family does the same, thats so shitty. i dont have much advice i can give, but i really hope u can figure out a solution of some sort soon


"I stole a shirt from someone that I like (she said I could have it...) the second i got home I put it on and I havent stopped wearing it to bed for like 5 days. It smells like her and it drives me absolutely CRAZY."
- anonymous

i c nothing wrong with this. ur obviously close enough with her that she would b comfortable giving u that shirt, so i dont think ur doing nething wrong. i know how much smell means 2 me, and u r doing a gr8 job of showing ur affection 2 her n private without crossing ne boundaries.

this was SUPER fun!! thx sm 4 reading !!
as always, both ppl who i said this 2 directly and all the rest of u, feel free 2 im me netime if u wanna talk :)

and finally, a special thanx 2:
the person from the LAST confessions round who told me abt the jotaro my little pony commission they had 2 do 4 stepping 4ward and letting me C THE COMMISSION.
it was truly gorgeous, ur talent does not go unnoticed

HOPE U LIKED THIS :D


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Oompa

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Some of these had me at the edge of my seat!


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giving kudos because i know this had to take forever to type out (sob) nice to see high effort content online


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THANK UUU LOL.. i try so hard

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once i pushed my brother off the roof of my house, when we were younger (i was 8 he was 7). he was fine. only a couple of scratches, so my parents never found out. we talk about it a lot, but my parents dont believe it really happened.(prob 4 the best) my sister (she was also 7) saw it and never told anyone. it is now a joke between us, because my brother is usually very dramatic, and yet was fine.


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


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sabinaholt

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Excited for round 3 of confessions! Organizing them into categories shows sensitivity. It's like guiding through different solar phases—illuminating lighter moments and respectfully addressing deeper issues. Let the confessions begin! cucellenergy.com


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Crash Test Dummy!1

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hey!! wheere do i send one?!?!?!


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submissions r closed rn !! if/when i do another round ill put a google form out :)

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vincent (5 times divorced dad Era)

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Hey!
This is cool, would you ever be interested in doing another one?


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probs eventually !! this is the third 1 so its def not a stretch

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kurttt...

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CHICAGO IS NOT A STATE?


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no. no it isnt. chicago is a city in illinois.

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guess i cant make fun of americans for not knowing geography anymore

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WHaT all this time.. i thought its a state(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

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ᯓ ᡣ𐭩𝒌𝒊𝒘𝒊

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HEL MY COOKIE DOUGH ONE...


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quinninhell

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why are there so many shit/vomit related submissions???


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Alec

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The Grimus person

I think they mean it as an insult but i just find it funny.


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