Snow Dog

I wish to foo foo around like a dog in the snow. I want my owner to put funny boots on me and watch me try to walk in them. I dont want to tie my shoes anymore. 

My only worry is when am I going to eat and why are my feet trapped in fabric prisons.

Itd be fun to frolic and play, have snow caught in my fluffy coat. Pull people around on a sled, eat snow and wonder why my belly hurts later. 

But no I have to shovel the driveway :/