Rating Spicy Time Positions! (18+ plz)

* Idk what made me think to do this I just think its funny lol (THIS IS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES)

Missionary: 6/10

- 50/50 chance I will never finish
- Overrated tbh
- I dont feel much sometimes
- EYE CONTACT MAKES ME NERVOUS
- Romantic & intimate ^.^

Doggy: 9.5/10

- Does it for me. every time
- Starts to hurt if it goes on too long
- No eye contact is very reassuring honestly
- Endgame

Cowgirl: 5/10

- My knees r no good after 10 sec </3
- Dont feel much at all
- Partner loves it so I do it

Reverse Cowgirl: 7.5/10

- Everything is better reversed
- Still dont have to see ya
- I can actually pretend im riding a horse
- Tickling feet time

Spooning: 9/10

- Good when im sleepy
- I do virtually no work
- Intimate
- Sometimes hard to feel anything

69: ?/10

- I HAVENT DONE IT :(

Lotus: 5/10

- Feel EVERYTHING
- Eye contact still a no-no
- Hard to move

Butterfly: 9/10

- Youre doing amazing sweetie!
- Never disappoints
- I feel like im getting the sonic rings knocked out of me

Standing (shower): 2/10

- Gets the jobs done ig...
- Water is not good lube
- Hot water gets me lightheaded
- I fell on my face.

Edge of Bed: 10/10

- Underrated
- Even a nun would do this one.

Lap Dance: 8/10

- Somehow my knees work better?
- Always eats

Scissor: 8/10

- Pretty fun actually
- I get cramps often booo
- My head has hit the wall a few times in preparation


OK thats all I can think to list off :3


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NeverNcolor_13

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dude missionary 6/10 whats wrong with you. the eye contact is the best part. wiht that being said u gotta try 69'ing respectfully its bliss


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Toní

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Amazing! Nice blog!


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