so before i actually hand them over, a few things to note:
1. if you, for some reason, want to use them, you cannot without asking me first. make a comment and send me a friend request and then we can talk from them
2. these are bad. i know that. no need to point it out.
3. i have melodies in mind but i don't have any idea how to articulate them so aaaaaa
4. i'm going with the order i wrote these in for the parts so this is the second i ever wrote
title: don't wanna play the saxophone!!!
meaning: this one is just a rather silly thing i made when frustrated with the saxophone
lyrics start now:
don't wanna play the saxophone
should have picked percussion, oh
picked a jazzy instrument
got stuck with classy increments
why not switch from saxophone?
it's 'cause the others can't play, no!
learn to play so i can hit the drums!
(brief instrumental)
what's the problem with the saxophone?
it's something composers do not know!
it's not a flute.
it's not a tuba.
stop treating it like one!
what's the problem with the saxophone?
have to drag it everywhere i go!
can't fit in a bag,
takes up a seat in the car.
just leave me alone!
could have been a theater kid.
could have gone to choir.
instead i had to pick
the object of my ire!
could have stuck with clarinet,
could have been fire.
why did i have to pick
such an annoying instrument!?
don't wanna play the saxophone
should have picked percussion, oh
picked a jazzy instrument
got stuck with classy increments
why not quit the saxophone?
it's cause i've got no where else to go!
two years down the drain is not my plan!
ah...
could have been a trumpet.
could have been bassoon.
it might not be the best but,
i could have been a flute!
could have just quit band and
picked up guitar
or violin!
or keyboards!
the list goes on!
why can't i just commit myself to write?
why can't i just commit myself to doing something i like?
why do i need to take extracurriculars in the first place...?
it's not like i want to!
i'm practically being forced to!
maybe i can play the saxophone...
maybe it's not that bad, oh...
"what is this note?"
"c sharp."
"what's the fingering for it?"
is this kid serious...?
i can still play the saxophone...
this sheet music looks pretty nice, oh...
"so, how confident are you? i mean, your part looked easier than mine, aha!"
"oh, i haven't learned any of it!"
"you're joking, right?"
"nope! not one measure!"
i cannot play with this moron!
don't wanna play the saxophone
should have picked percussion, oh
picked a jazzy instrument
got stuck with classy increments
why not switch from saxophone?
it's 'cause the others can't play, no!
god dammit you're hopeless!
fucking hell, just learn this!
learn to play so i can write a song!
ugh...
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