Things my rats do that do (and dont!) make sense

Does make sense!

-sleep in little rat piles. so warm, so cozy. rat pile.

-hold their food with their two front paws

-stand on their two back feet to sniff things and NO OTHER TIME (ratatouille lied to you i'm so sorry)

-climb everything and anything

-click their teeth together when happy

-freeze completely when scared

-commit tax fraud almost every tax season

things that DONT make sense:

-they fight over ANYTHING. you're in my space? its hands, bitch. like you were sleeping on top of each other why are you fighting now????

-jump on whatever or to wherever even though their eyesight is bad. one of my rats jumped INTO THE WALL

-they stick their heads up my shirt sleeve and smell my armpit. once one climbed into my shirt while doing this. i guess its warm or something it was weird

-stare. what do you WANT

-BOGGLING THIS SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME PLEASE GOOGLE IT THEIR EYES MOVE

-they get the zoomies at random times but at random they'll all just stop its really odd

-bite my finger when theres no food on it

-TRY AND BURROW INTO MY SHIRT WITH THEIR TEETH

-chew things they arent supposed to and leave the things they are supposed to chew on spotless