In trouble!

Today was a very interesting day so far I stalked my long time nemesis Gooble Dorp they were walking their dog in the usual spot but today they had the nerve to not pick up the shit from their dogs ass so i took it upon myself to take my bazooka out of my asshole where i keep my precious valuables and blow him and his dog up i am now in the process of cutting up him and his dog in my secret lair as im cutting him up im eating some of him human meat makes me calm this is a very stressful situation there is blood all over my keyboard ugh I made such a mess.