NAH SCRATCH THAT NOW IM AN IDIOT

sup spacehey users and abusers

just got caught up, smkin weed haha. by my mom. but its FINEE ill live i think, shes not home just this minute but ugh omfg let me just tell u how it went down.

so i go to the girlfriends places to fucking GET AWAY. and we drop a fucking 2 G CART to her house so we can durr smoke, IMSOMADOMG and its goin great js lovely, been sober for like 2 weeks before this, we're hitting her bong and ripping the cart that she JUST paid for, and then mom calls. (my mom) and we have to spend the night at my place, no problem usually but ooooh boy, NOT THIS TIME boy was i wrong and foolish to let my guard down for a split second. so we get to my house and its okay and we're hitting it, NOT KNOWING it smelt like fucking HARD MARIJUANA. like this cart REEKED which makes perfect sense because it was hitting real good.. but my dumb ass i guess didnt think? because she walks in and effective immediately shes got this "you fucking bitch" look on her face and im like fuck. so then she says "why does it smell like weed in here?" *deep inhale* "yeah. it smells like weed in here." HAHHAHA OH GOD HAHA I WAS SO NERVOUS. so then my girlfriend goes, bless her heart, "maybe chowder (my cat) farted?" then im like shit thats definitely not gonna cut it, so i said, "i fed him some different food maybe it just smells really bad", well then she got really mad because i guess that wasnt good enough and she goes "wheres the can?. get out in the living room now." immediately im thinking, girlfriend is top priority ive gotta save our asses or i REALLY am gonna regret this, so i convince her im not gay lol and then make up this phat lie about how it was some fat chicks dispo at school and we decided to do it just this ONCE and "oh no the ONE time i decided to, we get caught" winkwink. but holy balls it took forever and she prolly STILL thinks im lying, anyway im thinking of moving into my girlfriends shed with her lmao we're gonna create it into a loft, yk if i dont fucking kill myself first because of this WOMAN.(mom)

anyway,

xoxo swoquix signing off