KAIJU NERD ACTIVITIES...

THERE ARE SEVERAL GODZILLA FIGURINES I AM ABSOLUTELY DYING TO GET MY GRUBBY FUCKING TROLL HANDS ON, BUT HOLY SHIT, THEY ALL COST MORE THAN A HUMAN HEART ON THE BLACK MARKET. THE FIRST ONE I PLAN ON GETTING WHEN I SAVE ENOUGH VIA MY JOB IS MECHAGODZILLA 2021, AS SHOWN IN GODZILLA VS. KONG. I HAVE TO SAY, MG21 IS DEFINITELY ONE OF MY FAVOURITES, IF I HAD TO CHOOSE OUTSIDE OF THE 2019 FILM.

ANYWAYS, HERE'S A COMPILATION OF THE FIGURINES I HOPE TO GET SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE. I'M SUPER EXCITED, OMFG

1. MECHA GODZILLA 2021, GODZILLA VS. KONG

FULLY ARTICULATED, DIE-CAST AS WELL SO SOME PARTS ARE GENUINE METAL TO SIMULATE THE REAL DEAL. PRODUCED BT S.H. MONSTERARTS, IT'S ABOUT AS TALL AS A 2B PENCIL WHEN STANDING LIKE THIS IN THE IMAGE, AND GOSH I'D LOVE TO HAVE HIM SIT WITH ME ON MY DESK WHILE I SLAVE AWAY ON SOME GOD AWFUL SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT UNTIL I CAN PROPERLY POSE HIM WITH SOME OTHER FIGURES OF MY FUTURE DAIKAIJU COLLECTION. AS I'VE SAID, THIS METAL CUNT WILL BE THE FIRST I'LL BUY, HIS PRICE BEING ABOUT $140 IN USD. MANAGEABLE, BUT NOT CHEAP, FOR SURE.

2. KING GHIDORAH "MONSTER ZERO" 2019, GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS

THE FIRST THING I CAN SAY ABOUT THIS SPACE HYDRA FIGURINE IS THE FACT THAT HIYA, THOSE BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS AND THE COMPANY THAT PRODUCES THESE 1/12 SCALE BEAUTIES, DESIGNED THEM WITH THE MIND THAT YOU CAN POSE HIS WINGS WITH EXTREME ACCURACY NOT OFTEN REPLICATED BY OTHER GHIDORAH FIGURINES. THAT MEANS THAT THE POOR ALIEN GUY ISN'T LOCKED INTO THAT AWFUL ALPHA WING POSE YOU SEE IN THE IMAGE ABOVE; HE'S ABLE TO STABILISE HIMSELF BY FOLDING THE WINGS AND USING THEM LIKE ARMS, SIMILAR TO CLASSIC WYVERNS, WHICH IS ACCURATE TO THE WAY THEY WERE USED IN THE MOVIE. LOVE THIS FIGURINE, CAN'T WAIT TO POSE THEM ANY WHICH WAY I PLEASE IN MY COLLECTION. THE PRICE I'M LOOKING AT IS $180 USD, THOUGH THERE ARE OTHER SITES THAT OFFER LOWER PRICES. WILL JUST HAVE TO SHOP AROUND, LIKELY. 

3. TITANUS MOSURA "MOTHRA" 2019, GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS

WITH BEAUTIFUL COLOUR, IMPRESSIVE ARTICULATION, AND SCALE SIZING, I'M IN LOVE WITH HIYA'S FIGURE OF 2019 MOSURA. ONLY ABOUT $50 USD, I'LL LIKELY PAIR HER WITH MY FUTURE RODAN, ONCE I PINPOINT ONE THAT CATCHES MY EYE. 

4. TITANUS GOJIRA "GODZILLA" 2019, GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS

EIGHTEEN CENTIMETRES OF A REIMAGINED SUPER-CLASSIC, FULLY ARTICULATED AND AWESOME. NOT MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS GUY BESIDES HOLY FUCK, GODZILLA IS AWESOME. PRODUCED AGAIN BY HIYA, AND LISTED AS $51 USD ON THE SITE, SOUNDS PRETTY DAMN MANAGEABLE. WHENEVER THEY GET BACK IN STOCK, THAT IS. GUESS I'LL HAVE TO KEEP WATCHING UNTIL MY MAN GOJIRA IS AVAILABLE AGAIN, AND WHEN HE IS, YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'LL SNATCH THE WATER BREATHING BITCH RIGHT UP. 

AND THAT'S THE FIGURINE LIST THAT I HOPE TO GET. CAN YOU TELL I REALLY LOVED THE 2019 FILM? ALL IN ALL, IT SHOULD TAKE ME A MONTH'S PAY TO FILE THESE ALL OUT, WHICH I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO. ONCE I GET THEM, I'LL POST UPDATE PHOTOS OF THEM IN THEIR NEW, HAPPY HOME OF A KAIJU COLLECTOR. SUPER EXCITED!!!