omg

the fact that I'm actually making an effort to meet someone to date but this "effort" is literally texting on Instagram to a man 13y older than me while he's receiving like a million messages with the exactly same intentions as me, but with the difference that blondes actually have a chance. DUDE, I'M LITERALLY THE MOST INTERESTING, PRETTIEST AND FUNNIEST GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET IN THIS WORLD AND YOU DECIDE TO RESPOND TO THE STUPIDEST BLONDE A$$ B1TCH3S DMS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO KEEP THEIR MOUTH SHUT????????? ??????? I'm literally shaking over angriness.