Dad

Why is dad never here I fucking hate him so much. Like how hard is it to just come home just ONCE?????? LIKE IT ISNT ROCKET SCIENCE??? ITS LIKE A 2 HOUR LONG PLANE RIDE YOU ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE AND ALSO YOU HAVE A WACK ASS NAME WHO TF DECIDED TO NAME YOU KERMIT????? I LITERALLY LAUGH EVERY TIME I THINK OF YOU CUZ YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS A FUCKIN FAMOUS GREEN FROG PUPPET LIKE ITS GENUINELY SO HILARIOUS anyways thank you for listening to me ramble about my dad

[Edit: Why was I so goddamn angry when writing this?? Like tf???]