a dream i had a couple days ago

Not last night, but the night before i had a dream that the prime minister was secretly feeding everyone in england zombified squirrels in the shape of other foods, but only i knew and the only way to get anyone else to know is to make them eat food other than squirrel, which is near impossible. The worst part is that I didn't even know I was dreaming. I guess I'm too stupid to lucid dream, ''zombified squirrels being in the shape of other foods? Yeah makes sense to me, I guess this is reality now''.