Weird Things I've Eaten (and would like to eat)

A list all the weird stuff I've eaten in my life. So yeah... feel free to be disgusted. (I probably have PICA)

What I have eaten:

(some things I've only had once, others I've had many times and will constantly eat them)

- Glue (the type in a stick)

- Paper (some of my books have bite marks in them... I'll see if I can get a photo) (I love to eat paper)

- Paper straws (kind of the same as paper but still)

- Chalk (a bit powdery)

- Hair (Would not recommend)

- Skin (from myself, I'm not a cannibal, don't worry)

- Nails (like fingernails, not metal) (I am constantly doing it, it's a bad habit)

- Nail polish (dried) (I can never have painted nails because of this and I am always sad bc of it)

- Wood (from pencils, sticks, and one of those cheap, wooden knives that you get at picnics at stuff) (and skewers) (and the ends of paint brushes)

- Graphite (from pencils)

- Cardboard

- Plastic (I normally just chew on it, but sometimes I accidentally eat it) (mainly Lego, I don't eat the Lego, but some other plastics I have accidently)(Also like those thing plastic sandwich bags, I chew on them and sometimes eat them) (and foam, I've stress-eaten a lot of plastic foam.)

- Gum (I swear, it's impossible for me to actually chew gum, all I do is eat it)

- Paint [acrylic] (When it's dry) (once or twice when it was wet)

- Crayons (they get in-between your teeth)

- The coloured part of colour pencils (Similar to the crayons, gets in your teeth)

- Leaves

- Blood (hasn't everyone though?)

- Rubber (eraser and just rubber in general)

- Those ‘do not eat’ things you find in packets with things that have to stay dry. [I think they’re like moisture thingys, they take moisture from the air, idk] (Crunchy, I loved them when I was little)

- Rust (rather vinegary, but that's because I got the rust by soaking some rusted metal in vinegar)

- Rocks

- Dirt

- Nut from a gumtree (would not recommend, it is disgusting)

- Sand (crunchy)

- Hand sanitizer (not too bad, but i wouldn't have it again)

- Random white powder on the floor at school in the science block (it was yummy) (would do again) (edit/update: i saw another white power on the floor in the staircase up to the 2nd level of the science block, but i forgot to try it after class finished :[    )

- Kinetic sand (Just like sand, no flavour, I was disappointed honestly)

- Play-Doh (very salty, don't like it)

- Dog Food [like kibble/dry dog food] (the dry type if you get what I mean)

- Some sort of chemical/thing from science during an experiment. (it was sweet for a bit, then started tasting disgusting)

- Candle wax (I've eaten at least 6 whole birthday candles. probably more tho)

- String

What I'd like to eat:

- Rat/mouse (I saw a video of a chef make a rat and offer it to people, and it didn't look too bad, mainly the bones would bug me) (this is the link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ejpw6k32Gs)

- Pony beads. they look like they'd be crunchy like rock-candy/lollies.

- a certain type of beads I own. they're called clay heishi beads I believe (I have no idea on the name)

- proper skin. like an actual bite, muscle too. just imagine a human thigh. in the oven. like a roast. MMMM delicious. however, sadly. there are laws about cannibalism. and also I don't think society likes it that much