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weird dream #1 (09/02/2024)

okay 

so i had a dream these days about vector (yes, the fucker from despicable me) and shrek. they were both villains and were planning world domination™.

so shrek came up with a plan. he would pretend to be a woman, charm vector, and then stab him in the back after earning his trust. however, what shrek didn't know, is that vector had the same plan. the chances are low, but villains are used to that kind of stuff. sometimes your plan is just unoriginal, and that's okay. don't give up! you will certainly achieve word domination™ one day.

anyways, they started charming each other, and... fell in love (accidental yaoi/yuri????) -- they would hug each other for long periods of time, be vulnerable, share stories... they realised they had never received that amount of love from someone else. they felt valued. they felt like they belonged. vector and shrek. 

some days after, they were both caught by another villain (probably gru), revealing their disguise. they were heartbroken. too bad for gru, tiana (yes, from the princess and the frog) showed up with a flying kick, breaking the glass chamber they were in, and freeing the both of them.

and too bad for fionna and tiana (who was vector's wife), shrek and vector decided they still loved each other. they decided to transition together (accidental yaouri to intentional yuri) and lived happily ever after as bisexual trans women. fionna and tiana were supportive of their transition and relationship.

man... i want to have what they had :(


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