do not eat guy feirieies restruarnt

My family was flying home from Mexico through Cancun. Our flight was delayed a few hours and we had no choice but to eat in the Cancun airport, a horrible tourist hellscape of a place. Our choices were Margaritaville and Guy Fiearii american rssturant so we ended up going with Guy Friessi. 

The food was insanely expensive, and we knew the portions would be really big, so we ordered only 3 dishes for all five of us. This was over $100. My grandma got the kid's cheeseburger which was probably the best out of the three, and it was also bigger than a regular fast food burger. My mom and sibling got a veggie burger, which was enormous and partially filled with weird onion crumbles. It apparently tasted bad. My dad and i got fish and chips, and since Cancun is on the coast and the other dishes were so huge we expected ours to be pretty big too, but we received only 3 rather small fish sticks to share. They were just fine. The fries were alright. Overall, the food was just okay. It was essentially bigger fast food that cost way too much.

But what's worse was that the food made us all feel horrible for the next week of our lives. It caused Uncomfortable Bowels in us all and was very sad.

Overall, the only pros for Guy Fairiies was that it was edible food and we got to sit outside in a quiet deck (we're a family of introverts and inside was really loud). The cons were: the food was mid, the food was too expensive and not worth the price, and it gave us all illness for a week afterward. And that is why you should not eat at Guy Frerryis'.