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ok so like guys i love ash williams fat juicy rump, he's like probably one of my favorite characters in all of horror cinema.
i hate those stupid "ash williams vs..." videos because wtf do you mean chucky beats ash in a fight. WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? GODDDDUHHHHH. ash williams is literally the savior of the world yet a doll could beat him up, thats what youre telling me... yeah okay bud youre absolutely delusional. no jason could not beat ash williams he literally canonically beat jasons ass in the comics dont talk to me, SAME THING FREDDY. there was literally a whole comic called "freddy vs. jason vs. ash" AND ASH WHOOPED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEMMMUHHHH. like dont CHAT to me if you think ash would lose to one of those BUM ASS FUCKING CHARACTERS.
i dont know much abt jason but hes fucking boring idc, same thing with micheal myers hes so fucking boring and the halloween movies went on for way too long, fight with me on that if you pleaseee but i assure you i will win.
personality wise ash beats freddy and jason and micheal because what personality is there for any of them besides ash. ash williams has caused me to cry way more than any of those other bum ass horror villains ever will. ash has such a unique story to him and he has such a interesting twist to the classic "group of friends go to a cabin and shit gets real" trope. jason just like... almost drowned once and his mom got killed... big whoop. ash williams literally read from a demonic book, had all his friends and girlfriend AND SISTER turned into demons and had to kill ALL OF THEM, then went back in time to the medieval ages to save the world, then ends up reading the book again like 50 years later and has to save the world AGAIN. thats way more interesting than someone almost drowning and then like... idk trying to avenge their mom or something like get over it/sar. with micheal myers he literally just like killed his sister and got put in prison... what a SNOOZE fest.
TW FOR THE NEXT PART
freddy krueger was originally written as a child molester. i think that says enough.
anyway theres my yap session for you guys, feel free to argue with me in the comments its an open discussion.
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FR4NK W3ST!
'feel free to argue in the comments' dont mind if i do! i do not disagree i just dont fucking like you
well guess what nerd for brains i fucking want you dead.
by ryles :P; ; Report
like ash williams series?? thought so that old geezer is too busy smoking blunts and using ai on twitter or as a degenerate like you would say... "X"... call it XXX cause ur sucking my D tonight
by FR4NK W3ST!; ; Report
this is sexual harassment and i will NOT tolerate it. please find the nearest exit and LEAVE.
by ryles :P; ; Report
sure and ill take the BEST horror characters with me... (ash is not in that basket) and for personality wise... all he does is say cheesy one-liners and then bangs a hoe he had "CHEMISTRY" with... if theres anything in evil dead it is not good romance, seriously love is not in the air... and neither is a continuation.
by FR4NK W3ST!; ; Report
you wanna know what wont get a continuation silent night deadly night. and you wanna know what cheesy one liner your stupid fucking bookie bay says in that "GARBAGE DAY!" and then fucking shoots someone. maybe he should shoot you next before i give you a swirlie.
by ryles :P; ; Report
im giving you a knuckle fucking sandwich for that horrible thing you call a 'comeback' you started arguing with me because of free speech, but you know what? you sound british. you brits. dont you have some tea and crumpets to devour? maybe something to colonize? or god forbid moping about your queen!!! step in the mericans turf buddy and youll have a taste of FREEDOM. rahh!
by FR4NK W3ST!; ; Report
how DARE you compare me to a BRIT. I AM A COLD BLOODED AMERICAN. do NOT get it twisted. im going to draw you getting shot.
by ryles :P; ; Report
show it to elmo because now youre walking sesame street b and i have my gang with me cuh dont play with me. ill go to yo crib w my strap and ill beat yo ahh infront of my hoes this MY TURF and i dont want you crips in my shit. take your chainsaw wielding FUGLY and back up from my block opp. you know big bird aint play games and cookie monster will eat yo booty up and frame the crumbs like his name is KRABS.
by FR4NK W3ST!; ; Report
yeah well guess what ho3 >O< i got the dark knight in this b, dont come round arkham no more cus yo ahh gonna get beat tf up!!! BLAH BLAH!!! thats the sound of yo ahh getting demolished by my huge monster COCKKKKKKKK. dont play w me ho3 im boutta give you a black eye cuh. dont come round these streets, big bird aint got nothin on the dark knight. tread LIGHTLY.
by ryles :P; ; Report
be ALERT around metropolis you are NOT going to be safe. me and superman will catch you. you say im about to get this BLAH BLAH?? well im going to make you say AHH AHH w/ these backshots youre about to get. ill make you a single mother dont play with me. its a bird! its a plane! no its these hands youre about to catch. you tell batman and all your other d riders dont come by an alley again cause we dont want a repeat on last time dont we bruce
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by FR4NK W3ST!; ; Report
guess who just got a new gang member whore, the hambugler is abt to give you this ba-da-ba-ba-ba up your ASSHOLE. do NOT come round mickie d's no more cus you're boutta get a quarter pounder to your butthole. you better not think im playing cus ronald himself will have a personal meeting with you and show you how that damn ice cream machine works.
by ryles :P; ; Report
whenever you need insurance dont ever come near state farm. jake is about to really fucking show you like a good neighbor, state farm is there. like a good neighbor would do, i left you a surprise in your next minecraft world. he has white eyes and looks like steve. i can feel your tears from the screen. so be careful because where ever you are in the world. me and my gang are there ready to take care of some business. as a good mob boss would say, ICE EM!!! no matter what seed you spawn into, youll always have some of my seed dripping out. stay mad slluuuttt!!!
by FR4NK W3ST!; ; Report
dont ever come round orange county day highschool, me, savannah and brooke are gonna jump yo ass so hard you wont be able to move tomorrow. classic highschool fight style. we are gonna have you screaming "OH MY DOG!" whenever we are done with you. that damn caterpillar mimi is gonna be jumpin yo ass too dont think i forgot her, i'll NEVER forget my girl mimi. DONT TEST ME HOE!
by ryles :P; ; Report
dont ever step near an arcade again. ill have my favorite yellow sector shaped friend chomp the pellets out of your straight stankin booty. he'll take your cherries and i dont even wanna see the gorey scene he will go all WAKKA WAKKA on your bum hobo obtuse ass. once the pac comes back for a round two and you DIE youll spot inky, blinky, pinky and clyde. CLYDE WILL WHOOP YOU UP LIKE YOU UR A
DOLLAR MENU MILKSHAKE. pinky outta rob the dims outta yo ass. like GO PICKUP YOUR QUARTERS BUM!!!!! THEY ROLLING OUT AND ION MEAN AUTOBOT STYLE!!!
by FR4NK W3ST!; ; Report
have you ever heard of... the geico gecko? well he's definitely heard of you bucko. and guess what hes going to do, hes going to save my ass %15 percent on my energy since ive wasted so much ON YOUUUUUHHHHHHH. dont fucking test me because if you ever see me and martin are gonna get on your ass. dont fucking play w me hoe martin will find you and he will fucking hurt you.
by ryles :P; ; Report
YOU GOT A GECKO ON MY CUH?? OH HELLL NAWWW. you know what? im getting your rights EVOKED. dont talk to me about the constitution because George Washington are going to cut down YOUR CHERRY TREE. keep playing. be careful whenever you go to watch yo dishes because spongebobs a FREAK. sticking a gecko on me is wild. wild when i got a snail, squid, crab, starfish and a lobster on your rump. sandy already got your location too, her cheeks arent the only one me and the gang is clapping tonight.
by FR4NK W3ST!; ; Report
OH. OH SO YOU GOT SANDY CHEEKS ON ME... okay i see how this is going... well i'll have you know that i'm in touch with someone you may know very well... her name is uniqua... and she has a friend named pablo, tasha, and tyrone. dont ever step FOOT near the backyard cus we are all gonna jump you hoe dont fucking play with me. the backyardigans are NOT your backyard friends anymore they are your background OPPS.
by ryles :P; ; Report
youre getting jumped. dont ever step foot in any cartoon environment. me and my gang looney asf. bugz bunny and daffy going to be doing absolute NUMBERS on you. DRAKE IS GOING TO RECORD IT. and then ill switch the channel and were going to get WILDDDD cause me and my wild kratts martin and chris are going to be ramming yo ass up and down the jungle too, talking about geckos B these ho dont HORSE AROUND. switch the channel cause they aint no snitch, ...POWERPUFF!? these lil girls going to be callin you their B, SUGAR SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE IS GOING TO BE TATTOOED ON YOUR TONGUE. LETS DO A FINALE AND SWITCH THE CHANNEL WITH MY MAIN B D D D D DORRRAAAAA SHES GOING TO HAVE YOUR GRAVE ON HER MAP RY RY. SHE GOT A BAT IN HER BACKPACK... AND HER AND BOOTS ARE GOING TO SHOW YOU WHERE WERE EXPLORIN TONIGHT.
by FR4NK W3ST!; ; Report
oh so now im not allowed to watch, do or say anything relating to a cartoon huh? bugz is gonna fuck my butt right? well guess whos gonna be fucking your butt the ENTIRE BAND of ONEREPUBLIC. before i enter your butt youre gonna be hearing lately ive been ive been losing sleep. the only thing you're going to be losing is your fucking dignity hoe. dont talk to me when i got phineas AND ferb w me, they are gonna be building you a new alcatraz because you belong in a fucking jail cell w these threats. "MOMM PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A BOMB!!!" is what youre going to be saying when theres a whole round of c4 up your butt.
by ryles :P; ; Report
ive always wanted you.
by FR4NK W3ST!; ; Report
oh... oh my god... little ol' me :3 >~<
by ryles :P; ; Report
y-yeah...but nobody ever likes the nice guys...girls always go for the hot and like cool guys...im kind of...ugly...i know you dont like me like i love you..
by FR4NK W3ST!; ; Report
no..! i... i like you too... it's just... i've never really been confessed to before you know? i'm usually with the bois so it's hard to see anyone genuinely like me... i'm... im glad you saw my potential bookie kins...! *blushes*
by ryles :P; ; Report
yeah im fucking done.
by ryles :P; ; Report
Lets call it a night...*holds your hand and runs off into the sunset*
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