Bert

Meet Bert.

Do you miss the comforting smell of blood from your unsettling childhood? Well, you'll miss it no more with Bert around! matching his stench of hot blood, you get to sink your hands into his ribs and organs, perfect for all the family! His smile - NOT reflective of how he feels about life - will brighten your day to a dull glow! It's time for you to give Bert a loving home... and probably a toothbrush.