The Monogatari Series

This is a small rant on about the Monogatari series  (I just started the second season)

The Monogatari series is an unrecommended masterpiece:

Why is it unrecommended? Well, the fan service in the show might throw some people off, but if you're willing to look past it, then it can be more than enjoyable. However, not everyone is willing to look past it, and that's completely fine! Some people like the show, while some don't. It all comes down to our tastes. I'm going to be honest, the fan service does annoy me sometimes but I really love the symbolism and how all of the characters mature over time (especially Koyomi, but it's fine if you don't like him as an MC). I love how it portrays the characters relationships with each other for an example Shinobu/Kiss-Shot and Koyomi. Their relationship is so well-written. It isn't romantic at all, but I love how especially in Nise their dynamic got lots of screen time. Nisemonogatari was a little bit more pervy in my opinion than the other parts of the series, but I love how it's obvious that Araragi has matured.

This is an extremely small rant, but if you're interested in watching the Monogatari series, here's the entire order! The order it's recommended to watch it in is the light novel release order which in my opinion makes the most sense. (It might not make sense at the start, but trust me everything will start to come together around Nisemonogatari):

THIS IS FROM A REDDIT POST I FOUND!!!

First Season:

Bakemonogatari
Episodes
01-02. Hitagi Crab
03-05. Mayoi Maimai
06-08. Suruga Monkey
09-10. Nadeko Snake
11-15. Tsubasa Cat
(I'm pretty sure episodes 13-15 can be found on 9anime)

Kizumonogatari
Films

1. Tekketsu


2. Nekketsu


3. Reiketsu
   (Covers the Koyomi Vamp arc.)

Nisemonogatari
Episodes
01-07. Karen Bee
08-11. Tsukihi Phoenix

Nekomonogatari Black
Episodes
01-04. Tsubasa Family

Second Season:

Monogatari Second Season
Episodes
01-05. Tsubasa Tiger
06. Summary One
07-10. Mayoi Jiangshi
11. Summary Two
(Includes Nekomonogatari White and Kabukimonogatari.)

Hanamonogatari
Episodes
01-05. Suruga Devil (This is optional, you can finish the entire second season then watch hanamonogatari, but you can watch the first 11 episodes of the second season, watch hanamonogatari then come back to finish the rest of it)

Monogatari Second Season
Episodes
12-15. Nadeko Medusa
16. Summary Three
17-20. Shinobu Time
21-26. Hitagi End
(Includes Otorimonogatari, Onimonogatari, and Koimonogatari.)

Final Season:

Tsukimonogatari
Episodes
01-04. Yotsugi Doll

Koyomimonogatari
Shorts (I'm pretty sure that you can skip this one, however the 11. and 12. episode are heavily important for the Owari from what I've heard)

1. Koyomi Stone


2. Koyomi Flower


3. Koyomi Sand


4. Koyomi Water


5. Koyomi Wind


6. Koyomi Tree


7. Koyomi Tea


8. Koyomi Mountain


9. Koyomi Torus


10. Koyomi Seed


11. Koyomi Nothing


12. Koyomi Dead

Owarimonogatari
Episodes
01-02. Ogi Formula
03-04. Sodachi Riddle
05-07. Sodachi Lost
08-13. Shinobu Mail
14-15. Mayoi Hell
16-17. Hitagi Rendezvous
18-20. Ogi Dark

Zokuowarimonogatari

Episodes
01-06. Koyomi Reverse