SKATEBOARDS R EVIL

so like, 2 days ago me n my friends were hanging out and skateboarding and biking, and we saw that the street we were going down was rlly steep and wouldn't skate it till we got near the end. so we get to the end and start going down, all fine n dandy, UNTIL we reach the part where it goes back to regular flatground. however, the change was too quick for me to realize, and i could tel the shift was gonna make my skateboard get speed wobbles, so i try to slow down but idiotically bail on accident(somehow). and i almost stablize myself, but my skateboard is like "heeks naw" and rolls under my foot, and i fall backwards like a freaking cartoon character slipping on a banana peel and i land on my backpack, but my booty also hit the ground rlly hard. it hurt so bad that i had to register what just happened before getting back up and limping to sit down on the sidewalk bc the wind was like knocked out of me. i had previously taken an even worse slam last weekend which ill talk abt another time, and id gotten 2 open wounds from it which were healing fine until this previously very descriptively told slam, they both opened back up, but werent really bleeding, just reopened to haunt me, especially the one on my knee. the entire day i had to keep skating with my heavy asf backpack and coat and my left leg was just in agony. its healing now, still hurts a bit. but yeah, skateboards r evil.