Kats & Pals

The other day I took a stroll down to my best pals house and on the way there I just so happened to bump into; would you know it... a kitty! (^-3-^)

I stopped... eyes filled with joy...

there he was, a messiah of fur, a bundle of joy, a god among gods...

I came to a stop and admired the specimen

"Mrow" He said (it was poetic, the little shakespeare!) xD

Then he went and stood up on his hind legs!! And I thought, "that ain't no ordinary cat!" :0

He looked at me, and looked to grow in size! "Mrow" He spoke again! What will be my fate!?

So I booked it! Not waiting around to find out! I looked back, and he was chasing me at full sprint!

Eek! I had to get outta there pronto! So I ran and ran and didn't look back, I hit the corner at the street, and could see my friends house in the distance!

"Mrow!" I could hear behind me, approaching only faster and faster...

In a turn of events, some egg for brains left a tree trunk right in my path! >:[ and I tripped! It was over for me...

I looked back and got on my knees, begging for mercy please!! >_<

I saw the paws approach... and the shadow of the monster feline right over me!

I looked up... "Meow" quote the Kat. 

He reached his arm out towards me and handed me what looked to be my wallet!! :|

I felt so silly! All he was trying to do was return my dear cash! :(

I stumbled but got up, and took it from him.

"Oh my mister cat I'm so sorry! I guess I got the wrong message!" :\

"Miau" He said as he transformed back into a regular ol' cat. And strolled off on his merry way...

In disbelief, I ran over to my pals house, and wouldn't you know it!? He didn't believe a word of what I told him!!! >:/

#SMH