life is just a game.

helo, 

today i went on daily kitty stroll and noticd that life is just an open world RPG. 

u walk past other pepl and u can choose to either interact with them (EXTRA RARE EVENT for grumpy Dusseldorf,Germany.) or u can even choose to just randomly assault someone on the streets like scratchin their face or saying u hav covid and spitting in their eyes, and then simply skidaddle away! isnt that Pawsome??! we hav so mweony options ^~^ but sooo litel time . . too poor to unlock daylight saving time DLC just yet mreoww 😾👎. . 

u also hav kool customisation options too!! (to an extent. u should probably hit the gym if ur over 180lbs coz no amount of shapewear is gona zip up ur bodyrollz u fat fucking fatty go trod up some stairz loolll u loszer cant even fit through the catflap let alone the FAT DOGZ ONE LUL😹😹😹) 

meownywayz, it is meow epiphany that it is up to u whether u want ur RPG to be lik the Sims or like GTA. like minecat or elder scrolls skyrim (tip: most of the time u r jus one multi-choice option away from entering either genre.) 

to help old lady cross the street or steal her purse n push her into traffic while ur at it. to donate food or flush it all down in ytube video tryin 2 advertising crappy toilet thatz a prize of the MLM scheme that u run. to be a peaceful muslim respectful of the western world's customs or to board a plane on the 11th of sept and........ meowver mind.    

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                                 choices choices.               which wil u decide ? 

kibble for thought. 

Meow Out.