oc ramble

i have a comic idea featuring my ocs but i cant draw so someone a my php program offered to draw it for me (when im out of php) and aughhhhh i love my silly ocs theyre so silly 

so basically ambrosia and astaroth are vampires that work in a hospital and they kill the patients to drink their blood (and astaroth eats them too, my favorite cannibal.) 

Ambrosia is the unhinged violent homicidal maniac where as Astaroth is more reserved but has a weird cannibalistic obsession 

theyre both rlly silly and i love them 

also ambrosia is a nurse who got a job at the same emergency room as astaroth (whos a doctor) and they alr kinda knew eachother so they just talk shit about everyone else in the hospital.

astaroths hobbies/interests include: writing poetry, entomology, anthropology, taxidermy, cannibalism, reading old-timey books, chemistry, psychology (even though he's psychologically insane himself), candle making, pharmacology, sewing

ambrosias hobbies/interests include: homicide, torture, knitting, playing bass guitar, going to malls just to make fun of the people shopping, watching soap oprahs, diying, coding, web design, drawing

fun astaroth facts!

• He has a British accent, despite living in Pennsylvania??? No one really knows why he has one tbh…

• great poker face, very convincing liar

• Very avoidant of people, especially crowds.

• Not specifically homicidal, just incredibly cannibalistic. Also drinks blood like any vampire lol

• Gay (mlm) and secretly the worlds biggest hopeless romantic (as reflected in his poetry)

• Very quiet/off put by social interactions, especially with humans (most people)

• Wants to be loved and adored by those he cares about but otherwise he wants you to fuck off and kys (not actually he just hates when people come up to him randomly and doesnt want to be bothered)

• Very rude, standoffish, and sarcastic. It's out of love i swear yall

• Daddy issues lol

• Loves 90s emo as its what he spent his childhood/teen years listening to

• Bpd lol

• Homeschooled until 10th grade (part of why he's socially inept tbh)

• Pretends to hate it when Ambrosia plays gothic metal (secretly loves it)

• Plays the harp

• Gets an eventual boyfriend called Chester

fun ambrosia facts

• Lovingly super mean to all her friends and loved ones

• Dating astaroths sister, drusilla

• Favorite band is type o negative

• Secretly likes when drusilla plays britney spears (only astaroth knows this)

• Has an emotional attachment to her battle axe (that  she def doesnt use to kill people)

• Pretends to not notice when patients steal from the hospital

• Secretly shops at claires, refuses to tell anyone

• Very sweet to others, except astaroth, she treats Astaroth as a little brother

• Loves flowers, has a garden

• Secretly has a myspace, doesnt tell anyone except her close friends out of fear of being called a poser

• Mommy issues

• Hates 99% of men, astaroth is the exception

• Abandonment issues 

• Bipolar disorder haver 

• Has a cat named amethyst 

also this is intended to be a comedy and i am a 14 year old boy whos never worked in a hospital so it may not be 100% accurate but shhhhhh.