from my spectulation and observation it seems that you, my dear old chap have some immesely challenging problems in your hands

have you ever suggested of eating a chunk or perhaps a block of cheese?

I highly reccomend it and I must say I have not felt whatsoever any negative emotions or feelings after I have comsumed a fucking block of cheese

idgaf if you, my good ol' chap are "lack toes in taller ants" just, if you ever feel down,