starting war

I hate my recording software because i download it illegally which is hella inconvenient because I have to turn off my wifi for the system to work or else the IRS can catch me idk. Anyway so getting samples is so annoying because I have to either download them to mp3 and not delete them or like do them all before I start jamming which is a big moodkill.

TO FL STUDIO

I have pirated your software and I am not afraid to cause digital anarchy.

To the people that work at Fruity loops studio please give it to me for free because I am a poor little boy and am neurodiverse : D Or else I will release your pirated software to the entire world this is a war on FL studio if you do not give me what I want I will spread all the pirated software everywhere and put you into bankruptcy  

this is war.

- Zeke.