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a love letter (well, rambles) to splatoon 。゚( ゚^∀^゚)゚。

so, i suppose i'll start by saying i first started playing splatoon in 2016-- pokémon red v. blue was my first splatfest. for the next six years of my life, it was the main game i played. seeing how far this franchise has come, realizing how much time has passed since i first got the game on a disc in its blue case... if i think about it all too hard, i become tearful. 

the wii u was the first console that was really mine, yeah? all the other consoles i had were shared or originally my family's. thus, it was more so that i was sharing an experience with them, rather than creating memories all of my own. and this isn't a bad thing-- i love those consoles and the history they hold always warms my heart-- but the rush and joy of having a console of my own was something new. 

not to mention splatoon was a totally new franchise! humanoids descended from squids, octopi, and other sea creatures engaging in paintball-esque battles for fun and glory??? a whole new world spawned from the destruction of our own, new societies and a rich history and culture, the power of music and self-expression-- all of it was insane. 

when i look back on earlier years, so many of my memories are related to splatoon in some way. creating characters and stories with my best friend, earning the amiibo gear (the hero roller was the only one i was able to get in s1 lol), even down to the smallest details of playing during splatfest on a summer night-- my bedroom was too hot and fans would never work, so i sat in the darkness and chugged apple juice, focused on only the screen and victory, and not the fact that my pupils were probably frying.

as i continued through high school, though, i found that i played splatoon less often. at first it was because i was genuinely very busy trying to adjust to it, and doing homework and stuff... but now, i find that it's because there's other things i want to do and explore. i got super into dynasty warriors as well, lol, but i digress.

the release and rookie days of splatoon 3 were thrilling. it was the first game in the series in which i actually got the game on the day of (pre-ordered it); both s1 and s2 i got about a year after their release. i truly anticipated the return of some great s1 stages (except for hammerhead bridge *cough* what have they done *cough*), which, in hindsight...makes me feel old...

however, as i soon found out, i just couldn't keep up. my friend and i liked to categorize the games in such ways: s1 had aggressive weapons but big stages, s2 had weak(er) weapons and big stages, then s3 had aggressive weapons and small stages (MAHI MAHI IS THAT YOU?!?!?!) and while i definitely could take on the same position i always did-- support with an aggressive main, gear set around speed and ink conversation with a bit of special and respawn boosts-- nothing felt right. 

and then i realized. playing didn't feel right anymore, even though i could win and do well. i wanted to play, i really did, but... even now, it's still hard to put into words.

...

the story mode of each game was always one i enjoyed watching unfold. the very first one was a lovely introduction to the world, the depths of its past and darker parts of inkopolis society. the second main mode was a treat, not very substantial but satisfying in terms of what happened after s1 finalfest. octo expansion was a true upgrade though, in terms of layout, greater insight into octolings and how they enter inkopolis, and being able to support (or at the very least provide justice for) all octolings wanting to enter inkopolis society was...

ah, and then the third... as someone who was on team order, the story mode in the third game was perfect. vindicating, almost. it was a complete tonal shift from all the past story modes, and the franchise entirely. it gave the sense that this was splatoon's ultimate potential, connecting everything from the fall of humanity to the beginning of cephalopodic humanoid society. despite the fact that life and society as we know it is gone, it lives on in the pop culture and music-- lives on in freshness

such really made me think-- if it were pure, this is what connects us. i believe that art originates from how people capture and record life itself, in a time. one's experiences, nature, abstract concepts such as love and connection. and humanity's recordings of life live on way past our destruction. our self-made destruction, by the way. even though we caused our own downfall, we prompted the rise of an entirely new world, shaped by our creative and emotional captures of life.

i could go way deeper into this, talk about calamari inkantation and the final battle in s3-- i haven't even talked about the concept of moving on and change in this world-- but i think i've rambled enough.

so, to summarize. i love splatoon. i will always love splatoon, even though i may be starting to outgrow it. the appeal of battle and strategy was what pulled me in and what the basis of many memories are... but ultimately, i find such connection nowadays because of how it portrays the power of art and expression in a completely new world. its growth is something i have truly enjoyed watching, and i'm glad to have been a part of it from the beginning.

thank you for reading. sorry it's so long, haha! and perhaps it is a stretch, hm...

- eugene

(p.s - 


I MISS THESEEEEEEE HIVEMIND ANTENNA MY BELOVEDDDDDD *LOUD CRYING*)


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⊹ ࣪ ˖ elizabeth

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this is one of the more interesting things i have read on this site and through your writing and personal experience with how you grew up and out of splatoon yet maintaining your admiration for it really goes to show your dedication and general love for the game itself! i loved watching splatoon myself because i never had a switch to play the sequel on or have been up to date with any recent games or changes but reading this has made me consider if i should get into it more. Loved this blog though!! will defo show off to some of my friends <33


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p.s. loved the layout for this blog, made it fun seeing the letters bob up and down lololol

by ⊹ ࣪ ˖ elizabeth; ; Report

aaah, thank you so much!!! i'm truly honored TT_TT. i even sort of surprised myself, since i'd never really taken the time to think about how much splatoon really has impacted my life.

maybe it's a little obvious, but i definitely do recommend looking into it more! even if you aren't able to physically play it, the lore is truly thought out so well and deeper than some may expect. (i haven't really been collecting them as much, but the sunken scrolls one can find in the story mode stages are especially fascinating peeks into the world's history and culture. you can really feel the love for the game and its concept, imho.)

honestly the floating animation has such a grip on me lol, i can't have a layout without it!!! indeed, watching them bob just tickles something in my brain...

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Jammer439y8

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I was not a fan of the games until I got the third game, and I like it (however I do not plan to get the other ones). All weapons feel unique in their own way, and none feel too overpowered or underpowered. I would imagine the game would be fun to play with friends, but I do not have any real friends, at least the game is still fun.


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glad you enjoy it!!! if you don't mind me asking, is there a reason why you weren't a fan, or...?

i agree that the weapons are more balanced in this game; each one is pretty easy to counter with practice and know-how. i think this is also hugely thanks to the new specials, which have big weaknesses or easy counters of their own. (aerospray pg was a menace in s2 hahaha.)

by meatbuuuuuns; ; Report

To answer your question, there really was not any particular reason as to why I was not a fan before. I merely did not have the consoles to play them on, and by the time I got a Switch, "Chaos VS Order" had already concluded, and by the time I had interest in buying a copy of 2, 3 had already been announced.

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lasvegas2

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wow ! you have so much dedication for splatoon !! i personally disliked splatoon at first (2017) then my siblings got it in 2020 during quarantine, & i still refused to play it because i was to addicted to animal crossing. until 2023 summer when my brother got splatoon 3 & GOSH IT WAS THE BEST GAME EVER !! i played it much i see it when i close my eyes (which is very concerning) !!


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i guess i do, lol! it never really hits me until i think about it too hard. if you don't mind me asking, why did you dislike it? :0

so real about that last part tho. when i was still super into it, past matches would sometimes replay in my mind when i tried to sleep, and i kept thinking of ways i could've improved my performance or that of the team. at least it helped me to fall asleep quicker.

i hope you are okay tho??? i'm glad u like it (welcome!!!) but it's not good if it interferes with ur life T_T (sorry if you meant that not seriously, i just wanna be sure)

by meatbuuuuuns; ; Report

i didn’t actually dislike it but my siblings always talked about it but i was “left out” of it &

don’t worry ! i’m okay it’s been months since i last played it (school, & my siblings won’t let me borrow it lol) !! + the character design & whole idea of splatoon seems genius which was were my dislike for it left !!

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