I HATE PUBLIC SPEAKING!

so, i have an online public speaking class...if it seems counterintuitive...it is. lol. anyway, the professor takes it super seriously and idk if i like her very much but i also dont know her cuz the whole class is online. ANYWAY. i have to write an outline for a speech tonight thats due at 11:59pm... gasp... i only have 4 hours to write it!!! which is actually a lot of time if i do it nonstop. but im super hungry!!! my bf and i went to the gym after i got home from work and then went shopping at aldi and then i cleaned the bathroom and did the dishes to procrastinate this speech. the speech is supposed to be about...drumroll...comparing myself to an inanimate object. WTF? idk what inanimate object im most like. my friend at work said i should do makeup, my bf said a blanket, and my manager said a grandfather clock... bc hes a dickhead lol. im so hungry but i preheated the oven to bake a little pizza. i really HATE this class. and guess what. after i write the outline, i have to record myself on video giving the speech to 5 people. WTF??? i dont even know 5 people who all know each other. 

what inanimate object are YOU most like???!