Johnnie Guilbert and Jake Webber Quotes That Live in My Head Rent Free

Jake: "Oof, I'm out of breath, I need to stop smoking cigarettes." 
Johnnie: "I need to start."

Johnnie as Timmy: "HELLOOOOO, WELCOME TO MY BAFFROOM! THIS IS WHERE I FUCK! :D"

Johnnie: "Look me in my eyes, bitch, and tell me what you said!"
Jake: "Which one? You're looking both ways!"

Jake: "'Jake I'm bisexual', hell yeah dude, I wish I could learn two languages." 

Jake in almost every video: "This is butt-shit."

Johnnie: "Candy! Put the candy in the basket, bitch!"
Jake: "What if I put my nuts in there?"
Johnnie: "That works too."

Jake: "What's going on?! (On!)" 


(I might update it later with more idk yet)



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This reads like a 2015 dan and phil incorrect quotes tumblr post


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I'll take that as a compliment tbh.

I'm a Tumblr they/them for life <3

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REALEST EVER i still use tumblr #guilty

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