Haha Funny Genshin Half-Crack Theory

This theory requires the knowledge contained in the following video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIuBs5kARC4

YOU KNOW JHET? JEHT MY BELOVED?? Haha what if she's the real pyro archon /hj. I think she's at least getting set up to receive a pyro vision and maybe be playable. She has a) received a gift from her father b) has really detailed hair, like more detailed than every other important npc, even more detailed than some already playable characters c) has that GIANT ass questline d) she is pretty physically and mentally hoyoverse please please please please please

And I know the pyro archon is supposed to have red hair. I know. But also... What if she gained red hair while turning into the pyro archon,,,,,,

Cool tiny ass rant over. Next genshin rant if I make one will be on Baizhu and how much I love him because he's disabled and I'm disabled and he's incredible disability rep goodbye.