EDWARD NORTON TYLER DURDEN IS JUST BETTER.

I SAID IT AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, WHY DO INCOPITENT SHEEP FEEL THE NEED TO FANBOY OVER BRAD PITT? DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE BRAD PITT, IVE SEEN WAY TO MANY BRAD PITT MOVIES, BUT EVERYONE FORGETS ABOUT EDWARD NORTON TYLER DURDEN.

THIS IS FOR ALL MY BITCHES IN THE NORTON NATION.

This absolute loser deserves more love than he gets. Is he hot? No. Is he charming? No. Is he secure in life? ABSOLUTLEY NOT. But, is he silly? Yeah, and thats all that matters. He has such a stupid personality and hes so awkward and we love it. what happened to liking losers? Just accepting that the people you like are ugly and weird and awkward and moving on? I'm telling you right now, brad pitt tyler durden would be an ASSHOLE if he had a wife. I love the man, but in no way would he be a loving husband. NO WAY. At least edward norton has a SHOT. 

This was my Ted talk on why you're wrong and I'm right. Thank you and goodnight.