im literally cursed wHAT THE FART

I KNOW I DONT TAKE CARE OF MY STUFF but the past month there has been too many suspicious activity going on.... FIRST my main phone just randomly started turning off (possibly not random as i have dropped that thing so many times the back is literally a puzzle) and it was like not annoying but kinda like what the fart, AND THEN my trap phone JUST ALSO RANDOMLY DECIDED TO JUST NOT WORK???? like the screen just like doesnt work IT WAS SO RANDOM TOO. AND my cd player BROKE  litearlly the only thing keeping my sane SINCE I HAVE NO PHONES T-T AND MY HEADPHONES THAT I USED TO LISTEN TO MY CD IS JUST GONE. POOF, NEVER TO BE SEEN???? someone is out to get me and its OBVIOUS it also doesnt help that BOTH my exes have made CONTACT with ME out of RANDOM its crazy and i honestly DONT KNOW WHAT THE FART IS GOING ON1!!! like seriously what is happening......... LIKE I RANDOMLY DISCOVER MY EX FREAKIGN UUNBLOKCED ME1?!?!?? WAAHAATT WHWAAAAAT BNRUIDDA YOU HATED ME WJH ARE YOU UNLBOCKING ME??? this is CRAZY and i REFUSE to lose my shit but like its pushing me. great news though we got mazzy star cd ^-^ also lmk if this is hard to read BECAUSE I CANT READ SHIT ON HERE WHTAT