Bert Kreischer at the Tucson Arena, 1/18/24

i saw the comedian Bert Kreischer live exactly one week ago at the Tucson Arena, it was FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the openers Shane Torres and Sam Tallent were amazing!! Torres had a funny story about the time he saved a woman from drowning and instead of re-evaluating her life, she went on to be a racist conspiracy theorist on the internet (apparently this makes him better than nurses) and Tallent's set was really raunchy, but funny as well.

Bert's routines were crazy!!! it was incredible the whole time, but some moments i remember more clearly include him and his daughter buying traffic cones to prove a point to his wife but accidentally ordering 64 of them, teaching a Vietnamese boy what living in America is like, hitting what was either a joint or a vape in the middle of the show and then letting a guy in the front row hit it as well, FaceTime-ing his wife also in the middle of the show, and referring to Tom Segura as a "disabled comedian" in reference to the time his leg "exploded" while playing basketball. he told the famous "The Machine" story, and he kept going off on these long tangents during it (one of them ending in the entire audience singing The Star Spangled Banner, another one ending in Bert singing part of Rainbow Connection). it was an amazing show, and i'd love to see him on stage again!!!!!