Expanding the "LGBT"

I think maybe we should change it to LCGBT. Primarily because while friends of mine who find themselves in the "gay situation" often make fun of me for being a "hetero". While I get why they might make jokes like this, I find it incredibly hurtful, because they don't acknowledge what I perceive as my own form of "queerness". I watch a lot of CNN, and recently have started to have certain feelings, and these feeling, to me, seem eerily similar to what my friends describe when talking about their sexuality. I've been with my loving husband for over two years, and while my feeling towards him are incredible, there is something missing, something that's been missing with all my previous boyfriends as well. I want to fuck the Cuomo brothers. I want to have nasty sex with Chris and Andrew. These are the only people I have, or can feel attraction to. This is exactly what being gay or lesbian is like, I think. Therefor I'm petitioning the community to expand the "alphabet" to include "C' for cuomosexuality. I am a proud cuomosexual and I believe that due to the stigmatization I fell, especially from the community, that C should come before the G, because I think I am more marginalized than gay men, also I find them annoying. Anyway, I hope you read through my story and are willing to listen to my arguments, I'm looking forward to meeting people like me at pride this year!