Getting some snooze

As a guy who lives in a dorm with 4 mfs, I feel a personal need to get me a soundproof Sarcophagus for that 50 minute nap time. Now I will not sleep in my own (kinda) personal room as I am 1 of the 2 poor bastards that drew into two person dorm. Every time I wanna snooze for a bit I go out into the living room and try to lay down only to be awoken, disturbed by evil external sounds outside of thy control. Now I am no fool so I have tried many (two) ways to get around this problem such as ear plugs and noise silencing headphones, that's it. However I am perturbed to report that my two attempted efforts have been nil.

So I propose two solutions to this problem of mine, each offering various levels of difficulty one is simply kindly asking my roommates to quite down a bit, another is buying or smelting a sarcophagus for myself. I believe in the second option is more appealing and would be kind of hype to see in a living room.