Emo fan fic

What would be the craziest emo fan fiction?

Like imagine Ronnie radke walks up to Gerard way and starts licking his chocolate starfish. Or like Brandon urie starts kissing Cristopher drew and slowly taking off his fluffy teddy bear hat thingy, and putting in on his own head wearing nothing else. Like does this stuff exist somewhere? It has too I can’t b the only person wondering ts, what do YOU think the weirdest emo fan fic would be?