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vogue green

For shits and giggles I'm gonna rate cigarettes so of course we start with my favourites vogue green. I always used to love them but they became my favourites when I smoked 3 packs in one night (with my friends) while visiting my long distance friends. We talked for 11 hours straight and I never felt more loved, so whenever I feel sad or alone I reach for a vogue green and feel better again. I'm going to use the food review format for cigarettes too because I think its hilarious. 

So lets start 

-taste: 10/10 - Because they are thin cigarettes they don't taste as strong as normal ones, they also have less nicotine. The taste of these is very mild and has a light mint flavour. 

-texture: Instead of texture ill do how well they smoke 8/10 - Sometimes a pain to light because they are longer and when there's wind they don't light properly maybe its just a skill issue on my part but lets say its not to make me feel better 

-amount: 8/10 - You get 20 like any other cigarettes but because they are thin you're getting less so it should be 40 to compensate for that 

-price: 10/10 - 16,50 zl which is 3,80 euro which is fucking nothing for cigarettes actually. in Belgium a pack of 20 marlboros is 10 euro this is literally nothing. 

-packaging design: 9/10 - I Love the packaging since it still has colours in Poland and not kaka brown like in Belgium. But I'm taking a point off for the fact that I seem to always get the same picture like give me something else I don't need the lady dying looking all pale give me the dad who blows smoke into the child's face. I couldn't find the picture that I always get so use your imagination. 

So the overall score is 45/50 

Love them also I am not doing this to promote smoking I just thought it would be funny to do this.

Don't smoke kids, its bad for you, but better than vapes.vogue green


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