Figure and The Corpse #1 : A swift introduction to Figure.

Hello, I am FigureTheCorpse, And welcome to Figure and The Corpse!

 

Well, That's that for quickies.. Let's actually start the Monologue.

You know, I'm not the uh, SpaceHey Tumblr Girl type with all the silly decorations and dialogue, But maybe you'll find something you like here!

Throughout 2020 to 2024 i have gone trough; A lot of different feelings.. And experiences! Not all of them good, (Most of them bad, actually :/) But i try my best to improve myself, Now, I don't have any undiagnosed-untreated mental illness or dis-capacity or any of that, But I have plenty of stories, I suppose.
 
I used to be strongly liberal, Now I'm pretty far from it, Now before you think i hate the gays or something, I don't, People need to realize that "Right-leaning" Means a lot more than being some old trucker dude who spends time drinking beer with his friends and teaching American "Football" To his kids with an accent.
 
A lot of these strongly liberal tendencies actually took all of my friends away from me, and instead replaced them with, a bunch of weird furry dudes, Yeah well that's an excuse to hate them.

 

Well since i don't know what else to say about me, I'll tell you some quick stories.

My brother, the littler one, has autism!, now my mother isn't exactly the best doctor or anything, but in hopes that he can be less reclusive and more open with his words and feeling, she will buy anything about how to slow down or, calm down my brother's autism, Including that campaign of questionable degree about how diary products affect autists, Yeah, We were eating RICE noodles..
 
This went on for about 2 years, And then another idea came to her, a medicine, a pill, a diet, and it went on.. and on.. The diet ones were the WORST, we kept hopping in-between recipes and flavors, it sucked!

 

However last year, We found out her Tutor (Not her shadow.) Was abusing him, Which may have been root of his many, many anxieties. So we fired her immediately, And after searching found a tutor school! along with a new Shadow, Who even for being a rookie, Amazing, Both she and he learn a lot from each-other, It almost seems like he got smarter! And a lot happier!, So I'm glad he's doing great.
 
Now i could go on about the autism stories.. But that deserves it's own blog, So I'll move on to another story.

 

Clothing!

 

Clothing, Clothing, Clothing...

 

It's complicated; You see when you want to choose your fashion, You have to take 5 things in mind: Hair, Body, Clothing, Shoes, And make-up.

Now for Men (Most of them at-least.) And for specific types of Masculine Women, It's only 4, However the state still stands, It's HARD to look pretty, Or nice, Or handsome!, Or, Just alright!
 
My mom kept buying me the same types of NPC lame-ass Shirts since i was little. And i have had to beg for a change sine 2020!, God do the clothes she buys suck!, She gets sad when i tell her that though, For fair reason!, She works her ass off for them, She believes that I want the on-brand best clothing. Which isn't true! I mean it's nice! But I'm ok with something that just looks good, And cool!
 
I have a hard time picking clothes, Or haircuts!, I can pick shoes easily though, Shoes are simple, You pick a soft color, And mix it wit harder ones!, Black, Grey, Red White and Blue.. It's easy!, But Haircuts? Oh, That is just so easy!, Especially since it grows so quick!...
 
For like, 4 people, For me i have to wait a few months at MINIMUM for it to grow back into a basic setup, Currently i just have the average "Cringy Bad-Boy" Haircut which, I'm not satisfied with.
 
Clothing is worse! Atleast i know what it don't want, But it's hard to pick! Colors, Shape, Mood, I like wearing Cringy Wool Trench Coats, But it's hot in here, Plus; It isn't cool! Or fire.. Or Rizz, Or Skibidi toilet or whatever kids say for Cool.

 

I like darker colors, But it's hard to pick something that isn't Girly, Or Too serious!, I think i'm getting the hang of it though, Maybe a simple black t-shirt with a cool skull on the front will do?
 

 

Body, I'll save it for another blog, This one is too long...

 

As for my hopes? Well I'm gonna hop onto 1st Bach soon! That is if i graduate.. That's my main worry.. Plus the projects I owe.. To my friends!, Yeah I'm getting paid to do homework!, It Sucks!, NEVER do it.

 

I'll probably make a new blog next week, Or sooner, Depends on how i feel, But i hope this gave you the vibe I'm going for. Thanks for going trough my severely self-centered rant! I guess? See ya next time!